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Christina Ricci in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day

I completely forgot Christina Ricci existed – but I remember loving her 15-20 years ago….I mean she was the actress people wanted to fuck, she’s 36 and I guess the bulk of her career happened pre-25 years old…where she was this hot, short, chubby, busty girl who chopped off her tits during one of her child star crisis and I remember her having a few – back in the late 90s actors got paid, social media didn’t exist and doing heroin wasted in hollywood parties was more fun….less lame… I didn’t know she had a kid, I mean why would I, I forgot she existed, which is actually pretty refreshing and makes me like her better than all these other fame whores – who work this angle so fucking hard as long as they can – instead of just fading away to live a good life, with a lot of money – undisturbed….you know raise your kid, take up knitting, do anything but be a vapid twat posing in staged pics for the paparazzi…but then again, she is in paparazzi pics, and this may be her comeback tour…or her and her PR team’s attempt to get one more run out of her…. Here is her 36 year old body, that’s not all that hot, but her body was never all that hot, her tits were and it was the late 90s when tits were what we were told to jerk off to….and now she’s got a mom who does fitness body….pushing 40…which in a weird way is hot to me…like reconnecting with an old lover from an era before I hated fame, an instead preferred it to the real whores in my life because they didn’t talk unless it was scripted….but ignored me in an equal way….but I never got to fuck her because DREAMS DO NOT COME TRUE….DREAMS ARE FLEETING….DON’T DREAM. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Christina Ricci in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Fragrance Ad of the Day

I figure I should just do content on 1990s celebrities because the young youngs are all on social media and they get their news and tit pics from not going to some blog where some asshole pervert makes garbage jokes about vaginas while referencing real life sex stories that even I don’t want to revisit….not that they’d even get that far in the content….they don’t read…they know how to double tap / like/ scroll…it is the A.D.D. generation of self indulgence, self love, narcissism and everyone on a selfie mission for fame…not that I blame them, they are told that being famous and liked makes you a valid member of society, I mean I write this bullshit for no one to read, there’s something pretty fucking weird in that, more weird than a selfie of me at some awesome place doing something awesome with awesome people… Trying to make sense of humanity, celebrity, fame, Britney Spears, the fact that her parents could sell her out to the world…it’s so dark and twisted and money motivated… But staring at her ass in a bikini promoting Perfume, because everyone wants to smell like Britney Spears – at least of her pussy – on our dicks after trying to K-Fed her..it worked out so well for him…. Some toxic floral scent that licensed her name, not so much, maybe the B.O., Cheetos, unshowered scent for the fetishists…but not some Private Show perfume… The promo video’s alright though, she looks hot…I like the Hump the wall, push a lever that turns a red light on…I mean…it’s so Britney…I feel like I am in her medicated puppet mastered mind…make that money girl you got mouths to feed.. The post Britney Spears Fragrance Ad of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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