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Christina Ricci in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day

I completely forgot Christina Ricci existed – but I remember loving her 15-20 years ago….I mean she was the actress people wanted to fuck, she’s 36 and I guess the bulk of her career happened pre-25 years old…where she was this hot, short, chubby, busty girl who chopped off her tits during one of her child star crisis and I remember her having a few – back in the late 90s actors got paid, social media didn’t exist and doing heroin wasted in hollywood parties was more fun….less lame… I didn’t know she had a kid, I mean why would I, I forgot she existed, which is actually pretty refreshing and makes me like her better than all these other fame whores – who work this angle so fucking hard as long as they can – instead of just fading away to live a good life, with a lot of money – undisturbed….you know raise your kid, take up knitting, do anything but be a vapid twat posing in staged pics for the paparazzi…but then again, she is in paparazzi pics, and this may be her comeback tour…or her and her PR team’s attempt to get one more run out of her…. Here is her 36 year old body, that’s not all that hot, but her body was never all that hot, her tits were and it was the late 90s when tits were what we were told to jerk off to….and now she’s got a mom who does fitness body….pushing 40…which in a weird way is hot to me…like reconnecting with an old lover from an era before I hated fame, an instead preferred it to the real whores in my life because they didn’t talk unless it was scripted….but ignored me in an equal way….but I never got to fuck her because DREAMS DO NOT COME TRUE….DREAMS ARE FLEETING….DON’T DREAM. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Christina Ricci in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Fragrance Ad of the Day

I figure I should just do content on 1990s celebrities because the young youngs are all on social media and they get their news and tit pics from not going to some blog where some asshole pervert makes garbage jokes about vaginas while referencing real life sex stories that even I don’t want to revisit….not that they’d even get that far in the content….they don’t read…they know how to double tap / like/ scroll…it is the A.D.D. generation of self indulgence, self love, narcissism and everyone on a selfie mission for fame…not that I blame them, they are told that being famous and liked makes you a valid member of society, I mean I write this bullshit for no one to read, there’s something pretty fucking weird in that, more weird than a selfie of me at some awesome place doing something awesome with awesome people… Trying to make sense of humanity, celebrity, fame, Britney Spears, the fact that her parents could sell her out to the world…it’s so dark and twisted and money motivated… But staring at her ass in a bikini promoting Perfume, because everyone wants to smell like Britney Spears – at least of her pussy – on our dicks after trying to K-Fed her..it worked out so well for him…. Some toxic floral scent that licensed her name, not so much, maybe the B.O., Cheetos, unshowered scent for the fetishists…but not some Private Show perfume… The promo video’s alright though, she looks hot…I like the Hump the wall, push a lever that turns a red light on…I mean…it’s so Britney…I feel like I am in her medicated puppet mastered mind…make that money girl you got mouths to feed.. The post Britney Spears Fragrance Ad of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Olivia Munn’s Cleavage a an Emmy Party of the Day

Olivia Munn may be the fucking devil….she may represent all that is wrong with America…like she was Honey Boo Boo….but she’s got it all figured out…Sneak your way on TV, get a fan base, try to prove you have sex appeal, get an ego…try to do movies, fail at movies, use celebrity to get invited to A-List events, show tits, get people talking about you, cuz of your tits, pretend they actual care about you, feel hot and awesome for a few hours, repeat the fucking process……and that works for me…..she keeps trying and I keep watcing.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sara Underwood Bikini Pics for Twitter of the Day

Sara Underwood teaches the youth a couple of valuable lessons… First, when you are at your hottest and most marketable, you know when you just hit 18, do Playboy, because you don’t have to be all that hot, your youthfulness will get the door open since all guys like seeing 18 year olds naked…even the fat ones…. Second, when you are tired of posing naked and realize that you are easily replaced, sleep with or pretend to sleep with a star, because you will get noticed by the right people. Third, when you are noticed by the right people, take a low paying job making TV for nerds, cuz nerds are loyal and will pay for your autograph at comic conventions for the next 40 years, making it a solid retirement plan for a girl who has no talent…but was willing to get naked… Fourth, post sexy half naked pics of yourself on the regular to keep us interested…. She’ got it all figured out…. TO SEE HER NAKED IN PLAYBOY EVEN IF SHE WANTS YOU TO FORGET FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Elisabetta Canalis Tits in a Bikini Wishing it Was George Clooney of the Day

Pictures of Elisabetta Canalis hanging onto her fame for being an A-Lister’s vagina now that she is not an A-Lister’s vagina is pretty funny…you know to see what she will go through to get noticed or any attention…when it was all so easy when she was sticking Clooney inside her…now she’s done Dancing with the Stars…and is forced to attend events in bikini top….next step handing out sun tan lotion samples at Costco….. It’s kinda fucking funny. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rihanna’s Titty in a Bra on Her Bed Pic of the Day

Rihanna is consistent with posting her self-shot erotic to social networks…not because she has to…but because she wants to…she has puppet mastered the public so well that she could post a pic of dog shit covered in vomit and she’d get 100,000 likes….she could even just tell people to smear feces on their face and take pics and they would…she’s got power…but instead of having fun with it…she pulls the same shit all girls pull….that give me male attention shit…look how sexy I can be…bullshit that I love….and that is normally to get further in career and life…while for Rihanna…it’s just cuz she likes whoring….and that’s aweosme.

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Rihanna Grabbing Her Tit for God and for Instagram of the Day

Rihanna makes me laugh….she’s so fucking unstable, as you’d imagine some poor Garbage man’s daughter who was prostituting herself to tourists in Barbados when she was 14 would be after becoming the biggest fucking thing in music…despite her inability to sing, or dance…or really do much but get beat up and get puppet mastered by people she made far richer than she made herself…. Either way, she’s posting all this God shit to her Instagram….along with topless pics…because that’s what crazy, torn, raised in the Church like all people from the Islands, but guilty from pretty much going against all she has learned….from going back to men who beat her….to just being a whore in general….this shit is almost certifiable…and I love watching people break the fuck down and sabotage themselves….especially after thay’ve made all this stupid money The only time I’ll post religious prose on my site is to mock celebrity…because I know god doesn’t exist…the aliens told…

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