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Emily DiDonato in Bathing Suits for H&M of the DAy

Emily DiDonato is a Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret model, something that is far less prestigious than it probably once was, as every girl I seem to see modelling, both clothed and nude, has been in shoots for either or both…. But that doesn’t mean she’s not hot, when getting paid by H&M…to do pretty much the same fucking thing… She’s not hot because Emily DiDonato has had Jake Gyllenhaal inside her…or more likely, she’s been inside Jake Gyllenhaal, because he’s a total fucking poofter…I know..we’ve had a fight before… So here’s another half naked campaign…that may not be interesting, but that made her 10-30 thousand dollars for a day of work… All this to say, I prefer WHEN I CAN SEE HER NIPPLES

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Emily DiDonato in Bathing Suits for H&M of the DAy

Kate Bock for GQ of the Day

Kate Bock is some Canadian model from Vancouver, who made it big being in Sports Illustrated, like so many other girls who have been in Sports Illustrated, and I guess hasn’t really made it big at all, but probably thought she did when she booked Sports Illustrated, because it is what girls dream of…it’s some bullshit stamp of approval that isn’t even a stamp of approval anymore, but was in the 80s, when the media was set up differently… My assumption is that she slept with one of the SI photographers, and he snuck her in, because there’s no real reason she got in an other babes didn’t…she’s barely worked… Maybe I’m just mad, I didn’t find her on her quest to get in SI, before getting what she wanted, because eager Canadian bitches are the easiest to convince to sit on your face at the igloo festival when drunk on maple syrup. Here she is in GQ.

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Kate Bock for GQ of the Day