Emily Ratajkowski is the worst…But people like her, and I guess she just made another million dollars being the tits in this new live action Call of Duty Trailer…because once you’re relevant…people will pay you well to participate in promoting their shit… What we can all learn from her is that sleeping with Kanye, doing nude shoots, and leveraging that hard can work for you, and the first step is taking off your clothes…and I think that’s a pretty great lesson to take home to your kids tonight over dinner, assuming you eat dinner with your kids, something I assume you don’t do, because they are too busy playing videogames and you are too busy trying to cheat on your wife, telling her you’re caught up at the office late…#internet #generation – not that you have wife or kids, you lonely fuck, I’m just trying to find an angle with Emily Ratajkowski…and when all she is is tits…I probably should have just wrote #tits and #videogames..and let you masturbate to them in peace…because I am not a tit shamer – I am a tit celebrator…
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Emily Ratajkowski Call of Duty Trailer of the Day
