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Taylor Swift Rubs Jaime King of the Day

Posted on May 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on May 10, 2015 at 9:38pm PDT I remember when Jaime King was some NYC Hipster model who got naked for fashion…before really jumping into the acting thing…where she went onto great things like My Bloody Valentine 3D….before ladning some TV show…that was apparently huge…you know back when she was a Heroin addict and her boyfriend died of a heroin overdose…because heroin is and always will be the cool man’s drug….sad story, but I guess not as sad as dating Kid Rock… Either way, she didn’t let her downfalls win, she ended up taking that model money and turning it into acting money…and now…she’s getting rubbed down by Taylor Swift because she’s pregnant and Taylor will use any excuse to rub a woman…..like being the kid’s godmother… Either way, this could be erotic to you…so I’ll post it… Here’s some classic Jaime King…. The post Taylor Swift Rubs Jaime King of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicki Minaj Instagram Moment of the Day

Posted on February 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I sometimes peruse Instagram….you know to see what is going on in the world, not that I actually care, but I need to get annoyed by the general public, in order to write this site with the utmost critical place…it’s like I need to scan all these idiots, famous people, and famous wannabe people’s social media they work so hard to generate some level of relevance…that for some reason, I reason I call “Tits get hits”…they are mainly slutty pics, just not slutty enough to get deleted…but ass and cleavage slutty…because that’s how you get noticed..and what I am amazed by the whole thing is how many of these plastic faced botox looking girls look like they are either Nicki Minaj or Kim Kardashian, with their fake ass and titties, like this look is a thing if you’re ethnically ambiguous, you know beige…. I’m not hating on it, but I remember when The Gap was mainstream….girls everywhere in ill fitting Khakis and button downs…Beige on White…perfect for the mall where they’d buy 20 dollar CDs…while now we’re dealing with fat ass, waist training video vixens…in thongs…and it’s just a level of trashy and weird…yet I can still masturbate to it… To prove my point, because I am a journalist, here are some Nicki Minaj type impersonators I found in 2 minutes of looking on instagram….there are so many of them….it’s just crazy…and the good news is, most of them are better than the real thing… I call them the Nicki Close Enoughs…. The post Nicki Minaj Instagram Moment of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez and Jennifer Aniston Bump Gunts of the Day

Posted on February 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if you saw this picture of Jennifer Aniston showing off her old lady gunt to the world, because either she’s pregnant, like she always pretended she wanted to be during her 20 years of narcissism and self involvement that made her over 100,000,000 dollars….you know a belly she’s proud to show off, like it was an Academy award, or an achievement…because as you know, Actors are some of the only people who treat playing make-belief for millions of dollars a year as some kind of revolutionary thing on par with finding the cure for cancer…they are the kind of people who say “I did my job playing some cunt, because I am some cunt and I was able to channel my inner cunt, in a movie I got paid so much to be in, working 3 hours a day for 6 weeks, making 4 million dollars and a piece of the back end, now let me thank the world and praise myself and god for giving me the talent to pull this off…while america watches me…like I fucking matter”…so imagine when that kind of person gets pregnant..it’s bad… That said, she also bumped gunts with Selena Gomez…a pudgy little Lupus-y angel sent from Disney heaven to grace the world with very fucking little of interest…and it was magical, if you think hormones in the food, slow metabolisms, maybe even a little period bloat…is sexy…I’m more into the heroin addict look, because heroin addicts are too week and distracted to say no to 10 dollars…. The post Selena Gomez and Jennifer Aniston Bump Gunts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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