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Coco’s Ridiculous Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Coco is in Vegas for Memorial Day…obviously…I mean what did you expect her to be doing….Polo in the Hamptons or yachting in the French Riviera….sure she could afford to do any high end thing, thanks to the entertainment industry over-paying, but the truth is that she’s gutter fucking trash, and all she wants to do with her husbands money is live the gutter trash life, half naked in Vegas rockin’ the VIP….like she’s really fucking made it….cuz society events involve keeping her clothes on…and I’m all for anything that involves sluts…from tacky to luxury….I’m down….so here’s Coco….being a little of both with her high end access only rich people get and her ghetto stripper trash behavior…best of both worlds……cuz she chooses this cuz she likes it and not cuz of necessity.

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Sophie Vlaming’s Got Some Nipple of the Day

Sophie Vlaming is some model who’s dutch and amazing….partially cuz the dutch have legal weed and hookers…but mainly cuz they wear stupid fucking wooden shoes while sounding like cartoons when speaking their bullshit language no one cares about…that’s why all the Dutch people I know speak english…. I’ve

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Kristen Stewart’s Behind the Scenes Glamour Photoshoo of the Day

Kristen Stewart, or as I like to call her “everybody’s favorite inbred who has had sex with her dad because I’ve seen pics of him and he looks like that kind of guy”, was in Glamour magazine, despite looking inbred, white trash, all full of teenage angst even though she’s not a teenager, but just an icon to one, because she was the not very hot love interest that gives hope to all girls who aren’t good looking that maybe one day they’ll be love interests too…accessible, but it’s gone to her head.., and the only real thing that she’s ever had that was Glamorous was a KFC meal on regular priced night, you know before being fancy, famous and full of shit and all….. Either way, a pornstar who went legit before doing porn, rich trash in Glamour magazine, rocking a little see though…..that you probably won’t be able to masturbate to but I’m posting it anyway…cuz you’re such a weird Kristen Stewart fan. Creep.

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Kristen Stewart’s Behind the Scenes Glamour Photoshoo of the Day