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Christina Aguilera Is Fat Drunken Slob

Here is Christina Aguilera getting some help walking as she leaves a restaurant and as you can see she is either hammered or just way to fat to stand up on her own. I’m going to go with both! On the bright side, being chunky helps reduce hangovers since alcohol feeds off of blubber. I don’t know if that is a scientific fact, but it sounds about right.