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Christina Aguilera Is Fat Drunken Slob

Posted on October 1, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is Christina Aguilera getting some help walking as she leaves a restaurant and as you can see she is either hammered or just way to fat to stand up on her own. I’m going to go with both! On the bright side, being chunky helps reduce hangovers since alcohol feeds off of blubber. I don’t know if that is a scientific fact, but it sounds about right.

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Amanda Seyfried’s Retro Sexiness

Posted on January 26, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So I was a little excited when I heard that Amanda Seyfried was chosen to play a pornstar in some up coming movie, I was hoping it was a biopic on Jenna Jameson, but when I found out she was playing 70′s pornstar Linda Lovelace I wasn’t all that impressed. Here she is on set looking a little too authentic for my taste. Do you think she’s got a giant 70′s bush under there just to be authentic? Gross. Maybe it’s a pubic toupee. I wonder if we’ll see her boobs.

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Amanda Seyfried’s Retro Sexiness

Posted on January 26, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So I was a little excited when I heard that Amanda Seyfried was chosen to play a pornstar in some up coming movie, I was hoping it was a biopic on Jenna Jameson, but when I found out she was playing 70′s pornstar Linda Lovelace I wasn’t all that impressed. Here she is on set looking a little too authentic for my taste. Do you think she’s got a giant 70′s bush under there just to be authentic? Gross. Maybe it’s a pubic toupee. I wonder if we’ll see her boobs.

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Amy Childs Classes Up The Cleavage

Posted on January 26, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not sure if I’m pleased or disappointed that Amy Childs keeps getting invited to all these fancy galas and parties and red carpet events. Part of me likes to see her all tarted up in an evening gown, she’s got some classy cleavage, but I miss seeing her hammered in her little skanky outfits having trouble getting out of taxis without her lady parts falling out. Good times.

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Amy Childs Classes Up The Cleavage

Posted on January 26, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not sure if I’m pleased or disappointed that Amy Childs keeps getting invited to all these fancy galas and parties and red carpet events. Part of me likes to see her all tarted up in an evening gown, she’s got some classy cleavage, but I miss seeing her hammered in her little skanky outfits having trouble getting out of taxis without her lady parts falling out. Good times.

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