In case, like me, you were too busy using Cinco de Mayo as an excuse to get blasted on tequila, apparently it was The Met Gala in New York last night, which meant a bunch of hotties showed up to try and outdo each other on the red carpet. Here’s Kate Upton ‘s best attempt, but instead of a classy fashionable model, all I’m seeing is a black widow with big boobs. I know I’ve been saying it a lot lately, but Kate should stop trying to pretend to be something she’s not and just stick to what works: bikini photoshoots and videos like this one below of her behind-the-scenes at bikini photoshoots. You know, like how I stick to blogging instead of getting a real job. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com