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Rihanna Thinks She’s a Supermodel of the Day

This is a pretty good example of a bitch who’s ego got a little too out of control….send her back to her garbage man father’s shanty, braiding hair for British tourists and ground her cunt behavior a little, it’s fucking needed, but instead they give her another record deal and a whole publicity tour because she makes everyone involved too much fucking money, only leading to her getting a bigger fucking ego than she already has, and bitch is already pullin out fashion show moves on the fuckin’ street so I think its gone too fucking far and there’s no turning back but it’d be nice to watch it all come crashing down….all over her fucking umbrella-ella-ella-eh. Pics via Bauer Pics via INF

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Mariah Carey Wears a Harness of the Day

I hear that Mariah is trying to get pregnant so that people don’t ask why her gut is so big and she figures that in another 20 years, she’ll be able to use her kid to meet new potential husbands (yes that was a bad cougar joke, it happens), unfortunately her menopausal pussy is makin’ it hard for this grandma’ that woulda been if she followed her destiny as being a half black chick from the projects, instead of getting all into herself thinking she can have a career singing 20 years ago, to get knocked up, so she’ll just have to keep showing up to events in bigger and bigger belts to cover her fuckin’ shit up and strap it fucking in. Pics via INF

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Mariah Carey Wears a Harness of the Day