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Meet Raz Simone: 300’s First Artist

Seattle rapper announces new partnership deal between Lyor Cohen’s 300 and his Black Umbrella content group. By Rob Markman

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Pure Comedy: SWAT Is Called To Clear A Massachusetts Mall When An Umbr-ella, Ella, Ella Is Mistaken For A Rifle!

If you scared, say you scared. A man cleared out a mall in Massachusetts after the black umbrella he was carrying was mistaken for a rifle, MyFoxBoston.com reported. The man hasn’t been publicly identified, but he was described to police as a short white male, wearing a gray shirt carrying a “rifle.” The Burlington Mall, located north of Boston, was evacuated and closed while SWAT teams swarmed the building. However, a man who fit the description turned out to be an employee at a nearby hospital, who had stopped at the mall before work, MyFoxBoston.com reported. Mall workers said they feared a mass shooting when police told them to leave. “Cops just came in and told us to evacuate the mall. There’s a guy with a gun,” said Jose Abdul, 26, manager of a Verizon store in the mall. “I couldn’t believe it. I just legged it out of there.” Ok, now well admit this is a pretty suspect way to carry an umbrella. However, did it never occur to anyone that there was no gun handle or clip?? Looks more like a samurai sword if you ask us, but we digress… Source

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Pure Comedy: SWAT Is Called To Clear A Massachusetts Mall When An Umbr-ella, Ella, Ella Is Mistaken For A Rifle!

Heidi Klum’s Black Umbrella Holder of the Day

Here are some boring pictures of mom Heidi Klum wearing clothes, like all models who have been ripped apart by black cock and have a dozen half-breed kids running around the hosue, even though she’s bounced back from the shit pretty fucking proper compared to the mom’s in my neighborhood….. The reason I am posting this is not because I think she’s good to jerk off to, but because she’s got a black umbrella holder like this was the deep south and this Jezebel justifies her slave driving because she’s sleeping with the Negro they let in the house, only in her case, she married him…. She’s German and along with being into really weird sexual fetishes that involve domination, shitting and pissing…they are also responsible for the concentration camps…. There’s more to this Heidi Klum / Seal story than they want us to know….There’s no way it’s not some white racist slave driver living our fantasies and here she is letting the truth spill out over her panty line, not just with her bloated gunt but with Samson and his Umbrella back there…. Not that you care…. Pics via Fame

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