Kim Kardashian’s Evolution Into A Muppet-Faced Style Icon Kimmy K. has nipped, tucked and plucked everything over the past several months on her journey to become the next Muppet-faced celeb obsessed with plastic surgery. Why she refuses to stop messing with her face (and everything else), only she knows, but her next-level vanity is clearly out of control. Hit the jump for a complete history of Kim K’s cosmetic surgery obsession.
So I think I must’ve missed the part when Nicole Scherzinger moved to London full-time. Because here she is giving the British paparazzi a few nice booty shots on her way out of some restaurant, and I’m having trouble remembering the last time we saw Nicole bring this white-hot booty show of hers back to the US. Which I guess is OK, as long as we keep getting copies of the pictures and a hot British reality star of our own in return. So how does this whole foreign hottie exchange program work? Because I’d be more than happy to put a busty Brit up in my mom’s basement for the summer. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
So I think I must’ve missed the part when Nicole Scherzinger moved to London full-time. Because here she is giving the British paparazzi a few nice booty shots on her way out of some restaurant, and I’m having trouble remembering the last time we saw Nicole bring this white-hot booty show of hers back to the US. Which I guess is OK, as long as we keep getting copies of the pictures and a hot British reality star of our own in return. So how does this whole foreign hottie exchange program work? Because I’d be more than happy to put a busty Brit up in my mom’s basement for the summer. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
So apparently the World Music Awards were held the other night (whatever those are) and as you can probably see since you have eyes, Miley Cyrus won something. I’m not sure what it was for, since that would involve doing actual research, so instead I’m just assuming it’s a lifetime achievement award for Miley’s contributions to pants fires around the world. So congratulations Miley, and on behalf of fans everywhere, keep the booty shots coming, please. » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
We don’t get these too often anymore these days, but it’s time for a rare Brooke Burke sighting. According to my sources, these killer booty shots are from a Sketchers ad she was shooting, and I know Brooke’s got to be in her 40s by now, but her body still looks just as good as most chicks in their 20s. Anyway, to all you ladies out there wondering what her secret is, I’ll tell you: she hooks up with a blogger for 30 minutes three times a week. OK, so that’s a lie, but still, doesn’t that sound like way more fun than whatever stupid juice cleanse you were going to try instead? Call me. » view all 23 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Meet Colombian model Fernanda Marin. I have no clue who the hell she is and even after 30 seconds of Googling her, I could not find one thing. So Fernanda, if you are out there, please drop me a line on my Twitter account and let’s starts Twitter-bating. BTW, I accept all booty shots!
Just the thought of Jessica Biel in some tight little spandex leggings is enough to launch a prepubescent boy into manhood, so these pictures should come with a warning label. Here she is leaving the gym or going to the gym, it doesn’t matter, either way she’s showing off her sexy ass body. I’m a little let down that she didn’t give us some better booty shots, but at this point I’ll take what I can get. Side booty is better than no booty. Enjoy.
