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Zayn Malik: Twitter Reacts to Singer Quitting One Direction

If you haven’t been online today and you’re wondering why the wailing of heartbroken teenage girls is piercing the air, allow us to be the first to inform you:  Zayn Malik has quit One Direction . If you were standing and reading that on some sort of mobile device, we hope you didn’t incur any sort of major head wound when you collapsed. If you did, please have it treated immediately. As with the Kennedy assassination or the return of BK’s Chicken Fries , all of us will remember where we were when we first heard the news. As the minutes turn into hours, it becomes more and more clear that Zayn’s decision is final and there’s nothing for the members of the human race to do, but band together, support one another, and laugh at the millions of 1D fans currently freaking the f–k out on Twitter: Zayn Malik Quits One Direction: The Funniest Web Reactions 1. Stay Strong, One Directioners! View Photo Our worst fears have come true. There’s nothing left to do now but stay strong and pick a new favorite. We hear Harry’s available. 2. Lock Zayn Up For Stealing Our Hearts! View Photo This 1D fan can’t believe it’s legal for Zayn to quit the band. Somebody get Interpol on the phone! 3. If Zayn Leaves, Everyone Leaves! View Photo Then what are we left with, Five Directions?! Come back, Zayn! 4. You Killed Me, Zayn! View Photo This fan is literally dead. She literally can’t even right now. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. No One Understands…Except For You and Zayn View Photo You don’t understand this fan’s love for Zayn. She feels like going in-Zayn! (Sorry.) 6. Miss Zayn? Slap Someone Dead! View Photo This fan is missing Zayn already. You doubt it, SHE WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE WITH HER BARE HANDS!!! 7. Come Back, Zayn! View Photo And bring those dreamy eyes with you. Sure the last album was called Four, but you didn’t have to take it so literally! The End. Up Next: ” Zayn Malik Quits One Direction: The Funniest Web Reactions .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… You might be thinking didn’t Zayn already quit the One Direction tour last week? Haven’t rumors of a One Direction breakup been circulating for years? Wasn’t the news somewhat expected? The answer to all those questions is “yes,” but if you think that matters, you clearly never tried to rationalize with an wound-up teenage girl. It’s very possible that you don’t know “Story of My Life” from “Night Changes,” and you couldn’t give two stylish ponytails about Zayn leaving the band. If that’s the case, then we implore you to keep those feelings to yourself if you share a household with any women between the ages of 11 and 16.  You’ll thank us when you’re not having your skull cracked open by a fireplace poker. Be careful out there.

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Lil Wayne and Christina Milian: Dating For Real!

Lil Wayne and Christina Milian are totally together. The duo stepped out in public holding hands for the first time since rumors of their romance began. We’ve heard numerous reports that Lil Wayne and Christina Milian were a thing for awhile, but now the rumors of the two hitting it seem to be confirmed. Weezy and Chreezy (maybe?) were seen leaving a movie set hand in hand Tuesday, something the celebrity duo had yet to do out in the open prior to that. We know. it’s pretty epic. No word on whether Drake will be making a move on Milian if and when Weezy gets locked up again, then brag about it, but we wouldn’t put it past him. The Lil rapper has four baby mamas, Nivea, Toya Wright, Lauren London and Sarah Vivan. Christina has one son by her former husband The-Dream. She’s apparently moved onto The-Boss. Christina is signed to Wayne’s Young Money record label, and apparently she’s sleeping her way to the top. Whether she’s using him or not, the fact remains, Wayne is the mega-millionaire shot-caller and she’s one of many artists in his roster. We’re just saying. 13 Lil Rappers 1. Lil Wayne View Photo Lil Wayne, a.k.a. Tunechi a.k.a. Weezy a.k.a. Dwayne Michael Carter III, is the biggest hit-maker of all the LIL rappers. 2. Lil Jon View Photo Think Lil Jon would feel good about making this slideshow on THG? YEAH! OKAY! WHAT?! 3. Lil Kim View Photo Lil Kim is a big name in the rap game, and she just had a lil baby of her own! 4. Lil Za View Photo Lil Za is best known as being Lil Twist’s sidekick and Justin Bieber’s. He’s been arrested a couple of times as well. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Lil Twist View Photo Lil Twist is seen by some as being a big reason Justin Bieber has gone off the rails. 6. Lil Scrappy View Photo Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta fans know Lil Scrappy (and his mom) all too well. 7. Lil Mama View Photo Lil Mama, one of the few women on this list, has also made more than a lil noise in the hip hop universe. 8. Lil Flip Lil Flip was big for awhile. His tattoos and grills still are at least. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Lil Boosie View Photo Lil Boosie was a regular of our celebrity mug shots gallery for a time. 10. Lil Bow Wow Lil Bow Wow is a grown up Bow Wow now. One who cleans up well! 11. Lil Romeo Aww. Lil Romeo, son of Master P, is now just Romeo, but look at that baby face. 12. Lil Snupe View Photo R.I.P. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Lil O Lil O is big in the Houston hip hop arena. The End. Up Next: ” 13 Lil Rappers .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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Lil Wayne and Christina Milian: Dating For Real!