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Jessica Simpson’s New Hair of the Day

If you told me 6 years ago that I’d be writing about Jessica Simpson’s haircut on my own website, where I can pretty much write anything I want to write about, but chose to write this, I probably would have laughed in your faggot face and stole your wallet, but here I am today….posting pictures of the shit and writing about her haircut like a group of bitches at the coffee shop with nothing better to do with their fucking days or hair stylists who made their life about this shit and care about this shit, when all I see is some dyke shit that’s still long enough for me to pull her hair while cumming down her lonely throat, not that that will ever happen in my lifetime, but it’s the only way for me to not let this post depresse me more than I already am….

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Jessica Simpson’s New Hair of the Day

Britney Spears Half Naked and Untouched for Candies of the Day

Here are some pictures of Britney Spears half naked for Candies, it looks like they aren’t airbrushed or photoshopped and keeping her untouched shows off all the places she’s been touched…. They’ve kept all her scars, bruises or what I like to call memories of being rich white trash with a lot of psychological issues in the pictures….I still think she’s got it going on but then again, some of the pussy I’ve gone down on both drunk, high and sober, has been far more gutter, far more dirty, far more diseased, haggard, rotten, damaged, gaping, emotionally unstable, dripping out green shit, addicted to drugs, pussy that smelled like shit, that looked like roadkill, that people would never put their fingers in, but I was there twirling my tongue around it like it was a fucking jujube or like it was water I was lapping up like a dog after being stuck in the desert for 4 days after a plane crash….if you know what I mean…

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Britney Spears Half Naked and Untouched for Candies of the Day