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Elsa Hosk is Hot for Elle Sweden of the Day

Elsa Hosk is fucking Amazing…She’s a Swedish model who has done shit for Victoria’s Secret and who makes me want to go to IKEA and try to convince their staff to let me jerk off on their shitty quality furniture while eating their meat balls after getting caught jerking off on their shitty quality furniture while eating their meat balls…just to get closer to her cultural roots…even though unlike IKEA, this body is built to last… I don’t know what I am talking about, I know nothing about IKEA and more importantly, I have better things to do than write about some model I want to piece together with my semen….you know like her off to some model I want to piece together with my semen…

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Is This Taylor Swift’s Nipple of the Day

Is this Taylor Swift’s Nipple…this GIF was just sent to me from a faithful creep on FACEBOOK we call FOETUS….and I just can’t tell whether I can actually see what I want to see or if my mind is just playing tricks on me because I have a thing for really reach popstars who have made a career exposing dudes they fuck that they pretend they date cuz it is accessible to any girl who has ever been in love…leading to her doing all kinds of market research with her pussy in efforts to get more and more experience to sing about cuz that shit pays the fucking bills and makes the fucking empire an empire… It’s like we’ve all turned this wholesome chick into a slut who sleeps around, and who is now sexing herself up as a woman, instead of an awkward team, all from buying her music…and now out of fear of losing her magic basic as fuck lyrics, she fucks and fucks and fucks…to get inspired…and there’s something amazing about that… I am a fan.

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