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Jinger Duggar: Has She Secretly Given Birth?!

It’s been over six months since the world learned that Jinger Duggar is pregnant with her first child . The announcement came much later than expected, not only because Jinger broke the Duggar tradition of getting pregnant almost immediately after saying “I do,” but also because she waited until her second trimester to share the news with fans. Now, it looks as though Jeremy and Jinger might be keeping yet another big secret from their adoring public. Jeremy posted the above photo to his Instagram account today, and fans are convinced it’s his way of hinting that Jinger is knocked up. It’s a bit of a stretch, but the theory goes something like this: As you can see, that’s the most recent photo of Jinger’s baby bump. She usually posts just about every day, but this pic is several days old. So Jeremy posted a slightly outdated image, along with a caption reading simply, “ETA: Soon.” Again, hardly a definitive announcement, but we suppose it’s not hard to see why some fans have jumped to conclusions. “Is she in labor?!” one fan asked point-blank. “Hope she’s in labor and has a smooth delivery!” another remarked. Several fans cut right to the chase and commented simply, “Congrats!” The Vuolos have yet to respond. And that’s interesting, as many fans think this is a case in which their silence speaks volumes. But even more interesting is the fact that Jeremy’s pic launched an intense conversation about the sinfulness of iWatches. Yes, iWatches. Apparently, two of Jeremy’s nuttier followers believe the popular Apple device is the work of the devil, and since Jinger is wearing one in the pic, they figured this would be the perfect time to share that opinion. “You can’t evolve and love thy God … I don’t believe in it. Didn’t evolve from a money or ape and I hope Jinger isn’t evolving either that would be so sad,” wrote Nutjob 1. “iWatch makes sin automatic. Same with the Apple phones,” Nutjob 2 replied, adding: “Pornographers is up 689% since 2007 when Aphone came out. iWatch is going to double that with all the porn on the watch. Men are easily led to lust and women too.” “I would be so sad if she evolved to an ape with an iPhone watch,” sayeth the first nutjob. “In the semen that my Pasture gave today he spoke of the devil that resides in them there iWatches. Just to easy to sin with those things on,” responded her nutty friend. “People getting send pornography on them. Using Siri to satisfy burgers and also losing sight of the lord and focusing too much on time,” the best conversation in the history of the world concluded. You heard the nutjobs! Listen to the semen and stop using Siri to satisfy your burgers! We’ll keep you posted on any and all #BabyVuolo updates, so stop watching your watch porn and pay attention! In the meantime, watch Counting On online so you can stay up to date on what technology is most sinful. View Slideshow: Jinger Duggar: Secrets & Scandals of the Family Rebel!

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Exclusive: Nicki Minaj’s Brother’s Lawyer Says DNA Evidence In Tween Rape Case Is BS

Jelani Maraj Accused Of Raping 12-Year-Old Over Eight Months In 2015 Nicki Minaj’s brother’s lawyer says it doesn’t matter that his client’s semen was found on his 12-year-old accuser’s pants – because they lived in the same house and his DNA was “everywhere.” Jelani Maraj’s lawyer David Schwartz said semen found on the accuser’s pants could have transferred from something else, like being in the same laundry basket, and and he said he’ll introduce evidence that proves that someone else placed the pajama pants in the girl’s room from another location. “When you live in the same house, your DNA is everywhere,” Schwartz, of Gerstman Schwartz LLP told BOSSIP. “The fact that Jelani’s DNA was found on a pair of pants is really meaningless.” Schwartz said there was no evidence that Maraj’s semen was found inside the alleged victim. Cops arrested Maraj in December 2015 for allegedly raping and sodomizing a tween girl over a period of eight months, with the last assault allegedly occurring the day before cops caught him. He is facing felony charges of predatory sexual assault against a child and sexual conduct against a child – but has insisted that the alleged victim was having sex with other people, but just not him. Maraj rejected prosecutors deal of 15 years to life after they said they revealed the evidence of his semen on his accuser’s pants. But Maraj’s lawyer also said that the semen found was microscopic, and added that if the accuser’s contention that she was being assaulted four to five times a week by Maraj was true, “there would be semen all over the place.” “How do you have sex so much that there’s only a microscopic drop of semen?” Schwartz said. Schwartz also said it took the Nassau District Attorney’s six months to locate the semen – and an initial DNA search of the pants in question didn’t find anything. Maraj is due back in court later this week, and his trial is supposed to start later this month. Nicki Minaj bailed him out of jail, and is apparently bankrolling his defense. A spokesman for the Nassau District Attorney’s Office declined to comment.

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stepGIRLS VS Shade London of the Day

Here is an amazing specimen of stepGIRL. The kind of stepGIRL you bring home to your mother after tricking her into having your baby – by masturbating in the hot tub before she shows up to your hot tub party. You know…a keeper. She can be found at @M4AROSE on instagram…and she’s being shot by genius photographer @anothersidewalk_tv …. This is our shoot with Shade London ….masturbate now….

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Pam Anderson’s Nipple Slip of the Day

If Pam Anderson pulls her tit out in public because it’s been all she’s ever been appreciated for, coupled with it being so numb from all the surgeries she has no idea what the fuck that thing is doing, it has a mind of its own, and the fact that she’s old, tired and everyone has already seen it – from Playboy to Sex Tape to…whatever else she’s done…naked…prior to being 100 years old – one of those well preserved from all the semen and modern science sluts – does it make a sound. I couldn’t tell you – all I see is Hepatitis. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Sara Jean Underwood Trash for Men’s Fitness of the Day

I hate Sara Jean Underwood…from dating Ryan Seacrest, to ruining her body with shitty fake tits, to being over-hyped because she got naked when she was 18 for Playboy, an age that Playboy would feature anyone with some insight into a future career….to taking advantage of nerds because of their loyalty and fan behavior…and now she’s working out in outfits pretending dudes don’t hit on her…when dudes hit on everything with a pussy…that’s a fact…she’s lies…all fucking lies…and you love her…

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Sara Jean Underwood Trash for Men’s Fitness of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood Trash for Men’s Fitness of the Day

I hate Sara Jean Underwood…from dating Ryan Seacrest, to ruining her body with shitty fake tits, to being over-hyped because she got naked when she was 18 for Playboy, an age that Playboy would feature anyone with some insight into a future career….to taking advantage of nerds because of their loyalty and fan behavior…and now she’s working out in outfits pretending dudes don’t hit on her…when dudes hit on everything with a pussy…that’s a fact…she’s lies…all fucking lies…and you love her…

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Kelly Osbourne Showing Off her Legs of the Day

Kelly Osbourne has finally shown the world what she’s been hiding in her plus sized pants…and I know I’m not shocked or surprised by this, because let’s face it, she’s a fucking monster…..and monster with big cleavage…

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Twerker Catches on Fire of the Day

This is the best video ever…some girl making a twerk video at home only to get knocked the fuck down by her friend and catch on fire… I am calling fake on the shit, because all these motherfuckers are out there trying to be clever on vine…but it’s a solid deliver…that would be nicer if it was Miley…and I was forced to put out the fire with my semen….you see I like her bad white girl who fucks black dudes twerking that much…

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Elsa Hosk is Hot for Elle Sweden of the Day

Elsa Hosk is fucking Amazing…She’s a Swedish model who has done shit for Victoria’s Secret and who makes me want to go to IKEA and try to convince their staff to let me jerk off on their shitty quality furniture while eating their meat balls after getting caught jerking off on their shitty quality furniture while eating their meat balls…just to get closer to her cultural roots…even though unlike IKEA, this body is built to last… I don’t know what I am talking about, I know nothing about IKEA and more importantly, I have better things to do than write about some model I want to piece together with my semen….you know like her off to some model I want to piece together with my semen…

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Bianca Balti’s Hot Bikini Perfume Campaign of the Day

Bianca Balti is a 28 year old model out of Italy….whou you may or may not have seen on this site before…she is a mom…of a 5 year old…because I guess some girls are just eager to smear the semen on their eggs….because it is the Catholic way….and now she’s doing a campaign in her bikini…which is a pretty good strategy for me…even if I’d rather she be spread eagled and modeling her cervic like this was a gynecological office….but we can’t always get what we want….

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