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January Jones in a Bikini of the Day

Yo…look close in the pussy region, which is the first place I look when I see a bikini.. That’s a straight up mom pussy lip in a bikini bottom…and it’s bigger than most of your dicks… January Jones is living the American dream, a hot middle class suburbanite who was hot enough to move to NYC and become a model where she fucked her way to the right meetings…has the ability to get knocked up and carry that child into the world in exchange for hefty child support payments…so that she can sit around and live the American dream… In other countries this single mother would be killed off…in America…celebrated… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post January Jones in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Cara Delevingne Sex Scene Because She’s a Serious Actress of the Day

Her name is Cara Delevingne and she’s a serious actress who does “Sex Scenes”…. Or maybe she’s just a scenester fair weather lesbian – who fucks everyone in her quest to be cool – because that’s what all these hipster idiots are about – being cool….being inclusive….being everything to everyone and being nothing at all…pretending to be unique and different…an outspoken individual…while being the fucking same, trying to fit in.. Maybe she’s just a name that hollywood said “give her the job, acting is a joke and we need views….. Maybe it’s all bullshit, she’s not that hot and this sex scene sucks… Maybe not everyone deserves to be an actor…if they started out rich, spoiled, entitled, and annoying like Cara Delevingne…. The post Cara Delevingne Sex Scene Because She’s a Serious Actress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hannah Ferguson Nipples for Mario Testino of the Day

Hannah Ferguson is the other Hannah from Sports Illustrated, the one who didn’t use her Sports Illustrated model connections to get knocked up by a athlete like Derek Jeter that she met at some Sports related event because Sports Illustrated models throw their hired hookers into everything they can…..to promote the dying Sports Illustrated swim brand… Well this one went to fashion, titties out and it’s nice…cuz the tits are big. The post Hannah Ferguson Nipples for Mario Testino of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Unflattering Rita Ora’s Still in her Bikini and Still has Tits of the Day

Rita Ora is pretty much a set of tits. Nothing else about her is all that sexy, pretty, interesting, or inspiring. I’ve never heard her music, but can assume it sucks, and I’ve always just seen her as a Rihanna impersonator…not because I am racist and think all beige girls trying to do hip hop pop are Rihanna impersonators, in a world Rihanna really has a lock on, but because I am 99 percent sure, Rita Ora is a Rihanna impersonator, doing nothing different than Riahnna, except maybe succeeding…but I guess as we can learn from all the instagram models out there, we don’t need to succeed on our own…we just need to get knocked up by, or funded by, rich guys who pay for us to live that life…in Rita Ora’s case…ebcause of her tits… These are pretty unflattering pics of her, and really everything about her, except maybe her tits, but as we have learned by tits, that sometimes, tits are enough if they are big enough..which in Rita Ora’s case..they are. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Unflattering Rita Ora’s Still in her Bikini and Still has Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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9 Awesome Things That Happen When You Get Rejected By A Guy

You get knocked down, but you get up again.

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Vogue Mexico of the Day

I always get hate mail when I celebrate Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for being hot as fuck, classic looking, you know what you’d want a model to look like. People call me gay, they say she’s got no body and all that bullshit, but you’d think they’d be more supportive since she’s in their shitty Transformers movies…making me assume the hate mail comes in from Megan Fox who resents everything about this babe because she mocked Megan Fox’s “talent”…by doing her job better than Megan Fox did…and I guess when you are a take yourself too serious model – that hurts your ego…forcing you to get knocked up by High School TV Crushes….like Brian Austin Greene and Botox… All this to say, this isn’t any of the traditional Rosie Huntington Nudity ..that she does so well because she’s a model and that’s what models do…but it’s still good enough for me to stare…

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Miley Cyrus and Kate Upton Together of the Day

Miley has tapped into her hick roots…and got herself a pig, like she was back on the farm her diner working stripper mother grew up on while plotting how to get knocked up by achy breaky 3 weeks after achy breaky was released…creating this lovely brat…who although is annoying – is far more interesting than the other tween trash out there… She named it Bubba Sue, but she looks more like a Kate Upton. Here she is taking a shit… Here she is photoshopped onto a white Nicki Minaj…

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Midday Motivation | Learn From Your Mistakes

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Mistakes are what help you change from a rookie to a pro – M. Collins Progress isn’t determined by how many times you get knocked…

Midday Motivation | Learn From Your Mistakes

Twerker Catches on Fire of the Day

This is the best video ever…some girl making a twerk video at home only to get knocked the fuck down by her friend and catch on fire… I am calling fake on the shit, because all these motherfuckers are out there trying to be clever on vine…but it’s a solid deliver…that would be nicer if it was Miley…and I was forced to put out the fire with my semen….you see I like her bad white girl who fucks black dudes twerking that much…

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Justin Bieber Vows ‘To Be Better’ After Suspicious Weed Photos Hit Net

After tabloid site posts controversial images of the singer, JB seems to address the flap, telling fans ‘u get knocked down, u get up.’ By Rebecca Thomas Justin Bieber Photo: Getty Images

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