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Unflattering Rita Ora’s Still in her Bikini and Still has Tits of the Day

Rita Ora is pretty much a set of tits. Nothing else about her is all that sexy, pretty, interesting, or inspiring. I’ve never heard her music, but can assume it sucks, and I’ve always just seen her as a Rihanna impersonator…not because I am racist and think all beige girls trying to do hip hop pop are Rihanna impersonators, in a world Rihanna really has a lock on, but because I am 99 percent sure, Rita Ora is a Rihanna impersonator, doing nothing different than Riahnna, except maybe succeeding…but I guess as we can learn from all the instagram models out there, we don’t need to succeed on our own…we just need to get knocked up by, or funded by, rich guys who pay for us to live that life…in Rita Ora’s case…ebcause of her tits… These are pretty unflattering pics of her, and really everything about her, except maybe her tits, but as we have learned by tits, that sometimes, tits are enough if they are big enough..which in Rita Ora’s case..they are. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Unflattering Rita Ora’s Still in her Bikini and Still has Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Unflattering Rita Ora’s Still in her Bikini and Still has Tits of the Day

Anne Hathaway Pregnant Bikini of the Day

14 hours ago…Anne Hathaway graced the world with something almost as remarkable as her performance in Les Mis, a performance the Academy felt was Oscar worthy, despite being in the movie for 20 minutes and sucking….all because she shaved her head and knew the lyrics thanks her her acting mom being in the stage version of the Les Mis years ago…you know breeding Anne Hathaway to be ready for this…I’m not actually bitter, I don’t care about what redundant award these idiots get awarded, I am just making a point, that nothing Anne Hathway does is remarkable, especially not positing pregnant bikini pics for her fans…that I assume she has…because she’s in movies and everyone in movies has fans…especially when the movies she’s in are weird cult favorites like “The Princess Bride”…that you know has some weird fucking fans… The post Anne Hathaway Pregnant Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Malakul Teaches You How to Selfie of the Day

Sara Malakul is probably best known for a bunch of low budget, b-movies, available exclusively on Netflix, but that doesn’t mean she’s not the greatest thing to walk the earth, and I am not just saying that because of her great tits, it just means it’s a competitive world and you need to take what is yours when you can get it…and you never know, one may go viral… That said, she’s based in LA, but out of Thailand and like any girl in Thailand I meet or see, I must ask myself whether I would still go through with it if I found out she she was a pre-opp tranny….and I probably would…because she’s just that hot….. Enough of that – look at the pics. Featured in THE HUNDREDS

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Katy Perry in a Nightgown of the Day

Katy Perry posted this pic of herself in bed in a nightgown – and I don’t really know what to think about it – because for years I’ve hated on Katy Perry for being this low rent, yet insanely successful viral popstar in this new generation of music….I hated that I knew the lyrics to her songs without ever listening to her songs…and I hated the noise that game with her…but I always loved her tits, they were her one redeeming factor, and seeing them like this, in bed…is almost romantic and beautiful…even when I hate everything it fucking represents….but I hate how much I like it even more…

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Katy Perry in a Nightgown of the Day

Katy Perry in a Nightgown of the Day

Katy Perry posted this pic of herself in bed in a nightgown – and I don’t really know what to think about it – because for years I’ve hated on Katy Perry for being this low rent, yet insanely successful viral popstar in this new generation of music….I hated that I knew the lyrics to her songs without ever listening to her songs…and I hated the noise that game with her…but I always loved her tits, they were her one redeeming factor, and seeing them like this, in bed…is almost romantic and beautiful…even when I hate everything it fucking represents….but I hate how much I like it even more…

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