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Katy Perry in a Nightgown of the Day

Katy Perry posted this pic of herself in bed in a nightgown – and I don’t really know what to think about it – because for years I’ve hated on Katy Perry for being this low rent, yet insanely successful viral popstar in this new generation of music….I hated that I knew the lyrics to her songs without ever listening to her songs…and I hated the noise that game with her…but I always loved her tits, they were her one redeeming factor, and seeing them like this, in bed…is almost romantic and beautiful…even when I hate everything it fucking represents….but I hate how much I like it even more…

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Katy Perry in a Nightgown of the Day

Sara Underwood’s Ass Looking for her Career of the Day

Sara Underwood posted this picture to instagram and it made me laugh…because it looks like a woman watching her husband go out to sea only for him to never return….or something equally dramatic like let’s say realizing that the one mainstream show that cast you for a hosting job is now off the air…and the public really only cares about seeing you naked….leaving you with only one option…running back to playboy like the hooker who tried to escape the pimp only to run back to him beaten having learned her lesson that his protection is good…..or a life at comic book conventions signing nerd obesity induced tits… It’s like she’s all pensive, dramatic, with so much torment and depth…when really it’s just a way to post a pic of her ass without fully going back to her porno past…. Either way, it’s worth lookin at….as she waves goodbye to her relevance and career….it is almost romantic….

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Sara Underwood’s Ass Looking for her Career of the Day

Sara Underwood’s Ass Looking for her Career of the Day

Sara Underwood posted this picture to instagram and it made me laugh…because it looks like a woman watching her husband go out to sea only for him to never return….or something equally dramatic like let’s say realizing that the one mainstream show that cast you for a hosting job is now off the air…and the public really only cares about seeing you naked….leaving you with only one option…running back to playboy like the hooker who tried to escape the pimp only to run back to him beaten having learned her lesson that his protection is good…..or a life at comic book conventions signing nerd obesity induced tits… It’s like she’s all pensive, dramatic, with so much torment and depth…when really it’s just a way to post a pic of her ass without fully going back to her porno past…. Either way, it’s worth lookin at….as she waves goodbye to her relevance and career….it is almost romantic….

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Sara Underwood’s Ass Looking for her Career of the Day

Sasha Cohen Tweets her Bikini of the Day

I have jerked off to figure skating….much more than once in my life…and I am not ashamed….because I am Canadian and I think that is what we are all supposed to do at least once in our life….especially when we only get one channel…and that channel is the CBC…and the only thing on TV that Sunday hangover, is figure skating, filled with tiny built bodies and countless panty flashes…often camel toe or jacked up ass cheeks…all set to classical music…showcasing athleticism in a way that is almost romantic…. Her name is Sasha Cohen, she figure skates….she wins Olympic medals….she now is pushing the self shot bikini hustle for her fans…cuz like swim team…these motherfuckers are horny as fuck….and LOOKING BACK ON MY COVERAGE ….she’s proved she’s into getting attention….next stop…sex tape.

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Sasha Cohen Tweets her Bikini of the Day