Hannah Ferguson is the other Hannah from Sports Illustrated, the one who didn’t use her Sports Illustrated model connections to get knocked up by a athlete like Derek Jeter that she met at some Sports related event because Sports Illustrated models throw their hired hookers into everything they can…..to promote the dying Sports Illustrated swim brand… Well this one went to fashion, titties out and it’s nice…cuz the tits are big. The post Hannah Ferguson Nipples for Mario Testino of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner have put out their pictures from the Kylie 19 despite having the ass of a 45 year old mom and a face of a 50 year old stripper all thanks to stupid plastic surgery procedures her garbage family has made industry standard, and that girls everywhere are getting done, despite looking like fucking clowns…all cheap and indistinguishable from trashy porn chicks while being fucking near billionaires….because they make fucking money. I saw an ad the other day saying Kylie was an Entrepreneur and trendsetter, and the sick thing is that she is, young girls follow her and think she’s got something magical to offer, when really she’s just a shameless whore.. These pics are instagram perfect, this what all those pics look like, all the same poses, and setting, and soulless fucking drivel that doesn’t fucking matter, but that dudes will go “i’d fuck that”..and chicks say “I want to be what dudes want to fuck”.. It’s just spoiled, disgusting, humans…and they should be exterminated, but instead 22 year old media buyers still throw money at them – because they still push fucking product better than even the most eager Avon lady… Fuck this garbage family…and I know you would, for the right price, the mom would let you… Here are the booty centered pics…cuz they know what works for the family as a whole…I’m talking to you BRUCE MAYBE you’re more into Kim’s Huge Ridiculous clown ass in Mexico for her Hired Paparazzi… Oh Kim did an instagram shoot also… The post The Kylie and Kendall and Kim Instagram Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
People in Ireland fucking love Eva Longoria. It’s all they talk about. I don’t know if it is because they find her hot, or if she’s got Irish roots, or if it is because Desperate Housewives, the ONE show Eva Longoria ever did, is a hit…I just know I know Irish people, and they love this Mexican who probably could have been the hired help, had her fence jumping parents not spoiled her enough to make her an ego, who now probably hires Mexican help, just to feel above them, when not scamming the world into thinking she’s a philantrhopist…right… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Candice Swanepoel won instagram with these pics of her lean model body doing Ballet….because I guess when she was a South African slave runner with a farm that made her rich, she was being professionally trained in dance, like the other rich girls while the hired help was dying of AIDS, poverty, and all kind of other horrible things that happen in South Africa by white people to black people…it’s historical fact….just ask Nelson. That said, thank god she did Ballet, because these pictures happened and I am very into them. I am cultured and respect the artform like that.
The Fashion World has pulled through again…sure she’s older now and seeing her naked may not be exciting to all of you, but I’m a huge fan of this girl and the bush she uses to cover up the scabs her pussy has been stuck with thanks to dirty unprotected sex with a variety of rockstars and celebrities….and I wouldn’t let that shit stop me for a fucking second…her potential high risk for being HIV positive really wouldn’t get in the way of burrying myself inside her like an old tampon she forgot about during one of her drug binges where she didn’t shower for a week or remember that she was a mother…thank god for the hired help…if you know what I mean… Either way, here she is naked and I love when fashion does “artistic” nudes…because “artistic nudes” are still fucking nudes….
Lohan was robbed for the third time this past weekend, you’d think that it’d make sense if after the first time she either hired a security company to park outside her house at 10 dollars an hour, or even get a motherfucker to stand next to the door for the same fucking price. Maybe she could even get an alarm system or pretty much anything because getting robbed 3 times in a year is a little fucking excessive and I guess it’s made her paranoid cuz here she is sneakin around, hoping no one sees her….or maybe that’s caused by the prescription drugs…either way I think she looks amazing….
