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Jenelle Evans Reveals Marriage Plans!

Jenelle Evans is a hot damn mess. This is one of the most basic truths in this world. The earth is round, Donald Trump is a jackass , and Jenelle Evans can’t get her life together for anything. These are things that we just know, you know? But while it’s absolutely undeniable that Jenelle is awful, she’s never had trouble wrangling in dudes. Sure, those dudes are as terrible as she is , if not worse, but still, Jenelle always gets hers. And, according to this little statement Jenelle just made on Twitter, she might be getting hers … permanently. A follower of hers inquired about her relationship with boyfriend David Eason, asking her “Are we talking marriage yet?! It’s time.” And that seems like kind of a rude, pointed thing for a presumable stranger to say, but still, Jenelle responded. “We aren’t rushing anything and letting things fall into place when they should,” Jenelle responded. There’s so much packed into this little statement, so let’s get to work, friends. It sounds like Jenelle believes she and David will get married eventually, but, for once in her life, she’s comfortable with just dating a guy without immediately seeking out some kind of lifelong commitment. Good for her, right? That’s quite a bit of personal growth. … But wait. Jenelle is pregnant with David’s child . She’s due in January, and she and David celebrated their first anniversary as a couple last month, so that means that Jenelle got pregnant after about seven months of dating. So much for not “rushing anything,” huh? Maybe she thinks a marriage is a huge commitment, but a baby is just whatever. Or maybe, as she said recently, she wishes she wasn’t pregnant but there’s not a whole lot she can do about it now. Another possibility is that she’s fine with having babies, but she learned her lesson about rushing into marriage after the absolute disaster that was Courtland Rogers. Remember Courtland? Jenelle married him in December of 2012 after dating him for three months, but six weeks later,  she filed some assault charges against him , and their relationship was pretty much done. They got back together a few times after that — long enough for Jenelle to get arrested for assaulting him this time, and also for heroin possession — but the magic was gone. Thanks to North Carolina laws, Jenelle and Courtland had to wait a year for the divorce to be finalized, and so in June of 2014, she was finally legally single. It was great timing: Jenelle was in a relationship with Nathan Griffith at the time, and she gave birth to his son, Kaiser, a couple of weeks later. So it makes sense that Jenelle wouldn’t want to get married again anytime soon, right? If only she was as cautious about having babies. View Slideshow: Jenelle Evans and David Eason: Romance Rewind!

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Kim Kardashian: Paranoid, Imploding on Twitter After Robbery

Kim Kardashian is all broken up about her Paris robbery assault , and returned to Twitter on Wednesday night to unfollow a bunch of users.  Kardashian’s Twitter isn’t the only thing imploding around her – it’s apparent that her mental health is deteriorating , too.  Last night, Kim unfollowed 13 – ooh, scary, unlucky number! – people that she’d previously followed. In her return to Twitter, however – the first time she was active on the platform since the robbery – had nothing to say to her followers, all who wished her well.  It would appear that she doesn’t have many allies – or friends – on the network anyway, as most of those she follows are fan pages designed around the Kardashians and their brand.   The only notable, verified celebrities that she currently keeps up with are her family, Chrissy Teigen, John Legend, Gigi Hadid, Sam Smith, Cara Delevingne, and Jaden Smith. Others on the dwindling list include John Edward – yes, the psychic – Pharrell, Oprah, Demi Lovato, Bar Refaeli, Christina Aguilera, and Jonathan Cheban. … If you want to consider that last one “notable.”  E! also reports that Kim is undergoing intensive therapy to cope with the aftermath of her terrifying experience, and to us, it sounds like she’s going a little too far with the emotions on this one.  A home invasion isn’t easy for anybody, but unfortunately, there’s far worse things that a person can endure and wouldn’t need counseling for post-traumatic stress disorder.  The source said, “Kim is doing better, but she still has a long way to recover from the robbery.” “She has been receiving some professional counseling,” the source added. “Her friends and family have been really supportive, [and] her sisters and mom have been checking on her every day.” The source also claims that Kim’s using her children as a shield against freakouts.  “Being around her children is the biggest distraction for [Kim’s] mind,” the source revealed. “North West is aware her mom is sad and not herself, but Kanye and Kim are trying not to talk about it around her.”  To be fair, it’s not likely that a child at the age of three is very attuned to what a robbery is. … Especially considering she wasn’t even there when her mother was reportedly tied, gagged, and thrown into a bathtub while thieves raided her Paris apartment.  It shouldn’t be too hard not to let North know that things aren’t what they’re supposed to be, but we are talking about the Queen of Drama herself.  It sure sounds like Kim’s going off the deep end with this robbery – whether it’s the real deal or an epic fake-out of a heist. If you know anything at all about the Kardashians, it’s that they’ll milk any opportunity for fame or pity until there’s not a drop of life-sustaining force left.   View Slideshow: 13 Times Kim Kardashian Suffered from Serious #FirstWorldProblems

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Has Kanye Taken Total Control Of The Kimmy And Kompany To Keep Them From Attention-Sloring???

It’s Ye’s way or the highway! Kanye West Said To Be Micromanaging Kim Kardashian’s Life Via RadarOnline Kanye West is aggressively micromanaging every aspect of his baby mama Kim Kardashian‘s life, as an insider says the socialite is “walking on eggshells” — and staying indoors — to appease the controlling hip-hop star. “She has to do what he says — or else,” a source told In Touch, in an article that claims Kim has been “trapped by a madman” who’s doing his all to control her every move. ”She knows the littlest thing can set him off. She knows not to push Kanye too far … she’s doing her best to keep him happy.” Since the birth of his daughter North West June 15, a source told the magazine the Paranoid singer has “brought in more security around the house and won’t let Kim leave.” The intrusion sets into everything from what Kim’s wearing, to what she’s tweeting, insiders say. “When the time comes for her to step out into public, he wants her to be wearing outfits he picked out for her,” a source said. “He’s telling her sisters, mom — everyone — what they can and cannot post on twitter.” As for Kim’s brief taped appearance on her mother’s talk show last week, a source says the mercurial singer likely didn’t approve. “He certainly wouldn’t have wanted her to go onto Kris’ show,” he said. A separate source said Kim’s “fame is a huge bone of contention in their relationship,” and an issue that won’t be going away anytime soon, as “fame is in Kim’s blood.” It’s going to be VERY interesting to see how this relationship plays out over the next couple years. Speaking of which, any one you ever seen “Black Snake Moan”??? Image via WENN Continue reading

Has Kanye Taken Total Control Of The Kimmy And Kompany To Keep Them From Attention-Sloring???

It’s Ye’s way or the highway! Kanye West Said To Be Micromanaging Kim Kardashian’s Life Via RadarOnline Kanye West is aggressively micromanaging every aspect of his baby mama Kim Kardashian‘s life, as an insider says the socialite is “walking on eggshells” — and staying indoors — to appease the controlling hip-hop star. “She has to do what he says — or else,” a source told In Touch, in an article that claims Kim has been “trapped by a madman” who’s doing his all to control her every move. ”She knows the littlest thing can set him off. She knows not to push Kanye too far … she’s doing her best to keep him happy.” Since the birth of his daughter North West June 15, a source told the magazine the Paranoid singer has “brought in more security around the house and won’t let Kim leave.” The intrusion sets into everything from what Kim’s wearing, to what she’s tweeting, insiders say. “When the time comes for her to step out into public, he wants her to be wearing outfits he picked out for her,” a source said. “He’s telling her sisters, mom — everyone — what they can and cannot post on twitter.” As for Kim’s brief taped appearance on her mother’s talk show last week, a source says the mercurial singer likely didn’t approve. “He certainly wouldn’t have wanted her to go onto Kris’ show,” he said. A separate source said Kim’s “fame is a huge bone of contention in their relationship,” and an issue that won’t be going away anytime soon, as “fame is in Kim’s blood.” It’s going to be VERY interesting to see how this relationship plays out over the next couple years. Speaking of which, any one you ever seen “Black Snake Moan”??? Image via WENN Continue reading

Watch The Conrad Murray / Michael Jackson Death Trial Here [LIVE STREAM]

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The the trial of the doctor accused of killing Michael Jackson has finally begun. The trial of Dr. Conrad Murray officially started today in Los Angeles. Murray stands accused of killing the King of Pop with an overdose of the powerful anesthetic propofol. Several of MJ’s family members were in attendance, including Michael’s father Joseph, mother Katherine, sisters LaToya and Janet, and brothers Jermaine, Randy and Tito. LaToya  carried a sunflower, Michael’s favorite flower. Dr. Murray arrived holding hands with his mother. Murray has pleaded not guilty. Watch the trial LIVE below: Visit msnbc.com for breaking news , world news , and news about the economy RELATED: MJ Was Paranoid He Wouldn’t Be Able To Complete Tour RELATED: Michael Jackson Estate Has Pulled In $310 Million Since His Death RELATED: Conrad Murray Trial To Be Televised

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LeAnn Rimes Country Whore in a Bikini of the Day

On July 3rd – LeAnn “The Ex-Christian Con Artist Homewrecking Nympho” Rimes posted some bikini pictures to the caption “Curves- They are There”….I guess in reference to her anorexia allowing her to still keep an ass cheek or two and a show off a set of implants…not that I’m complaining…cuz I like skinny bitches, just usually prefer when their heads are proportionate…cuz the thought of fucking a bobble head, cartoon character as her boney hips bush up against me, just fucks with my paranoid schizophrenia…”They are coming for me…everyone take cover in the nearest country singer, all american lie who made millions”…. These are those bikini pictures she posted that I speak of… cuz I give into bullshit publicity stuntin’ when it involes being a half naked whore who once played a wholesome virgin before telling the world to fuck off and let her live her whore life…cuz it’s her pussy and shit needs to get fucked…

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LeAnn Rimes Country Whore in a Bikini of the Day

LeAnn Rimes Country Whore in a Bikini of the Day

On July 3rd – LeAnn “The Ex-Christian Con Artist Homewrecking Nympho” Rimes posted some bikini pictures to the caption “Curves- They are There”….I guess in reference to her anorexia allowing her to still keep an ass cheek or two and a show off a set of implants…not that I’m complaining…cuz I like skinny bitches, just usually prefer when their heads are proportionate…cuz the thought of fucking a bobble head, cartoon character as her boney hips bush up against me, just fucks with my paranoid schizophrenia…”They are coming for me…everyone take cover in the nearest country singer, all american lie who made millions”…. These are those bikini pictures she posted that I speak of… cuz I give into bullshit publicity stuntin’ when it involes being a half naked whore who once played a wholesome virgin before telling the world to fuck off and let her live her whore life…cuz it’s her pussy and shit needs to get fucked…

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Against the Wishes of Arizona Lawmakers, America Is Getting More Diverse

Preliminary census data show that America’s melting pot is meltier than ever, with racial minorities now making up more than one-third of the nation’s population. Pretty soon the “minorities” will be in the majority, as they are in four states (California, New Mexico, Hawaii and Texas, where everything is bigger, anyway). AP reports that a Latino baby boom, aging baby boomers and more multiracial Americans are responsible for the trend. And then there are the paranoid and overwhelmingly white tea partiers who went into hiding. That must account for at least a couple dozen fewer Caucasians showing up in the census, no?

The Whoompers: New, Paranoid Theories of Barack Obama’s Music Video ‘Cameo’ [Conspiracies]

It’s like someone set the Zapruder film to a Miami bass beat: Speculation over Obama’s “cameo” in the music video for Tag Team ‘s 1993 single “Whoomp (There It Is)” has taken the Internet by storm. It’s even on Wikipedia! More

Lindsay Lohan’s Legs After She Got Robbed of the Day

Lohan was robbed for the third time this past weekend, you’d think that it’d make sense if after the first time she either hired a security company to park outside her house at 10 dollars an hour, or even get a motherfucker to stand next to the door for the same fucking price. Maybe she could even get an alarm system or pretty much anything because getting robbed 3 times in a year is a little fucking excessive and I guess it’s made her paranoid cuz here she is sneakin around, hoping no one sees her….or maybe that’s caused by the prescription drugs…either way I think she looks amazing….

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