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Tyra Banks is an Ex-Bikini Model Gone Wrong of the Day

In case you are retarded, the picture I posted of Tyra Banks in a self-fulfilling prophecy fat suit from her insane and awkward and inappropriate show is not the bikini pictures of her in Mexico with some boyfriend who is fucking her cuz he’s black and can grasp fat women better than white guys, mainly cuz they can get at least 6 inches in, despite all the obstacles they have to avoid everytime they fuck, from gut to ass cheek, it’s a disaster…. I always knew that she had a fat chick waiting to eat the bucket of chicken the second her modeling contract ended, and that her victoria’s secret hype was all in the titties and that she in no way had any similarity to the black girl I watched watching in a white light fabric dress, all showing off her amazingly round, firm booty on a tall thin frame, and I always knew she’d have no problem finding cock cuz of the whole famous ex model shit, but I never really wanted to see all that play out in a bikini…and I know you’ll all be like “what’s the big deal”….and I’ll be like “She’s the big deal, literally”, cuz compared to your wife she’s hot…but then again so is a pile of dog shit shaped like a pussy… She is an ex-model….I have unrealistic expectations for her…cuz she made too much money for being a hot piece…and to throw it all away insults me…let’s lynch her. To See The Rest of the Pictures FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Tyra Banks is an Ex-Bikini Model Gone Wrong of the Day

LeAnn Rimes Country Whore in a Bikini of the Day

On July 3rd – LeAnn “The Ex-Christian Con Artist Homewrecking Nympho” Rimes posted some bikini pictures to the caption “Curves- They are There”….I guess in reference to her anorexia allowing her to still keep an ass cheek or two and a show off a set of implants…not that I’m complaining…cuz I like skinny bitches, just usually prefer when their heads are proportionate…cuz the thought of fucking a bobble head, cartoon character as her boney hips bush up against me, just fucks with my paranoid schizophrenia…”They are coming for me…everyone take cover in the nearest country singer, all american lie who made millions”…. These are those bikini pictures she posted that I speak of… cuz I give into bullshit publicity stuntin’ when it involes being a half naked whore who once played a wholesome virgin before telling the world to fuck off and let her live her whore life…cuz it’s her pussy and shit needs to get fucked…

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LeAnn Rimes Country Whore in a Bikini of the Day