Fans can go behind the music with Adam Lambert on August 7. But they don’t need to wait that long in order to get a sneak peek at the upcoming VH1 special. In the following video, Kris Allen talks about the rivalry between him and Lambert that American Idol tried to push, while Adam then dishes on the media-created controversy of his sexual orientation. Check out the clip now. Adam Lambert: Behind the Music Preview
Tattoo artiste Kat Von D has many of her own, but we’re guessing the star of TLC’s L.A. Ink might like to have her most recent one back. That’s because said tattoo is of Jesse James’ face. In a sneak peek clip from the new season of LA Ink, which features Jesse prominently and premieres this Thursday, Kat decides to surprise her fiance by having a school portrait of him from the fifth grade etched permanently on her body … Kat Von D Gets Jesse James Tattoo “You’re crazy!” Jesse says upon seeing her new body art, before telling Kat “I love you.” Kat was definitely nervous telling her man, “I thought you were going to tell me you’re breaking up with me” after seeing it. Not quite, but Jesse James and Kat Von D broke up Monday. Distance was to blame – Jesse lives in Austin, Kat lives in L.A. – but there are also reports of another woman . Either way, let this be a cautionary tale to all of you considering having a lover’s fifth grade photo tattooed on you.
In case you are retarded, the picture I posted of Tyra Banks in a self-fulfilling prophecy fat suit from her insane and awkward and inappropriate show is not the bikini pictures of her in Mexico with some boyfriend who is fucking her cuz he’s black and can grasp fat women better than white guys, mainly cuz they can get at least 6 inches in, despite all the obstacles they have to avoid everytime they fuck, from gut to ass cheek, it’s a disaster…. I always knew that she had a fat chick waiting to eat the bucket of chicken the second her modeling contract ended, and that her victoria’s secret hype was all in the titties and that she in no way had any similarity to the black girl I watched watching in a white light fabric dress, all showing off her amazingly round, firm booty on a tall thin frame, and I always knew she’d have no problem finding cock cuz of the whole famous ex model shit, but I never really wanted to see all that play out in a bikini…and I know you’ll all be like “what’s the big deal”….and I’ll be like “She’s the big deal, literally”, cuz compared to your wife she’s hot…but then again so is a pile of dog shit shaped like a pussy… She is an ex-model….I have unrealistic expectations for her…cuz she made too much money for being a hot piece…and to throw it all away insults me…let’s lynch her. To See The Rest of the Pictures FOLLOW THIS LINK
On July 3rd – LeAnn “The Ex-Christian Con Artist Homewrecking Nympho” Rimes posted some bikini pictures to the caption “Curves- They are There”….I guess in reference to her anorexia allowing her to still keep an ass cheek or two and a show off a set of implants…not that I’m complaining…cuz I like skinny bitches, just usually prefer when their heads are proportionate…cuz the thought of fucking a bobble head, cartoon character as her boney hips bush up against me, just fucks with my paranoid schizophrenia…”They are coming for me…everyone take cover in the nearest country singer, all american lie who made millions”…. These are those bikini pictures she posted that I speak of… cuz I give into bullshit publicity stuntin’ when it involes being a half naked whore who once played a wholesome virgin before telling the world to fuck off and let her live her whore life…cuz it’s her pussy and shit needs to get fucked…
On July 3rd – LeAnn “The Ex-Christian Con Artist Homewrecking Nympho” Rimes posted some bikini pictures to the caption “Curves- They are There”….I guess in reference to her anorexia allowing her to still keep an ass cheek or two and a show off a set of implants…not that I’m complaining…cuz I like skinny bitches, just usually prefer when their heads are proportionate…cuz the thought of fucking a bobble head, cartoon character as her boney hips bush up against me, just fucks with my paranoid schizophrenia…”They are coming for me…everyone take cover in the nearest country singer, all american lie who made millions”…. These are those bikini pictures she posted that I speak of… cuz I give into bullshit publicity stuntin’ when it involes being a half naked whore who once played a wholesome virgin before telling the world to fuck off and let her live her whore life…cuz it’s her pussy and shit needs to get fucked…
Departing Trousdale, Bring It On: In It to Win It actress Ashley Benson makes it clear that the dude with her ain’t her boyfriend — girlfriend is single. Briefly interrupted by a douchebag informing us of his IQ — pretty Ashley is manhandled by yet another douchebag from the rear before telling us that no, she wouldn’t party with Ferris Bueller’s Day Off legend, Charlie Sheen.
Jennifer Aniston has poked fun at her Bounty Hunter co-star Gerard Butler’s battle with the bulge. Aniston initially praised Butler, with whom she has been romantically linked, before telling US TV’s Live With Regis & Kelly that he has quite the sweet-tooth. “He just likes sweets – it’s really kind of cute. Cake – he gets so excited.” If Gerard wants to keep his hunky image, he’ll definitely think twice about grabbing some cupcakes from craft services.