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Katie Holmes and her Alien Bikini of the Day

I know if I was a sci-fi writer, instead of a blog no one reads writer, I’d make my rich person cult to make myself millions, jacked up with a lot more sex…I mean there area few low level alien worshiping cults here, and they involve one main dude, a massive compound, and a lot of hardcore sex. My cult would involve bikini parties, nudist everything, and like a muslim four major prayer times signaled by a giant bell, only our kind of prayer would be sucking my dick. I don’t know shit about this Scientology shit, I just know Tom Cruise is a homosexual, I dont know how Suri was conceived, but more importantly, I don’t know what happened to Katie Holmes’ tit…maybe the opression caused stress that made them go into hiding…. Who knows, I just think she needs to be a bigger fucking slut….more nude scenes all I know her from is talking too much in the most annoying way in Dawson’s Creek, and I only watched that show once. I want to know her for the bitch who can blow bubbles or do other circus tricks out of her cunt. All this waiting for a fake alien created by an acid flashback makes a bitch boring. To See The Rest of the Pics Follow This Link

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Paris Hilton Stalker Fail of the Day

The story is that Paris Hilton has a stalker…..I know it is already not believable…cuz 98 percent of the world forgets Paris Hilton exists…but apparently she does, and motherfucker has a restraining order against him that he just violated. His name is James Rainford and I’m calling that he’s an aspiring actor hired to play a stalker for this bitch to get some media attention cuz the break-up, miscarriage, and whatever else she’s tried isn’t working…you see cuz we’ve evolved as an audience and scandals don’t phase us anymore…. Seriously, I will bet all my hooker money on the fact that this story is a complete fucking lie….and I don’t use my hooker money negligently…I make sure every penny is allocated to the proper pussy…not just thrown away, espeially not over Paris Hilton bottom feeding trash….he is a staffer doing it for some money, some fame, and I bet the police are in on it too….Hollywood is a fucking lie… But if he was seriously her stalker, he failed, cuz he shoulda killed her off when he had a chance, maybe even make a “Weekend at Bernie’s” sex tape with her, cuz as a stalker he should want to try to make the public love her like he loves her…you know giving us the best of both worlds, knowing we all hate her, that’s the only way….But none of that matters cuz it is all fake.

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Tyra Banks is an Ex-Bikini Model Gone Wrong of the Day

In case you are retarded, the picture I posted of Tyra Banks in a self-fulfilling prophecy fat suit from her insane and awkward and inappropriate show is not the bikini pictures of her in Mexico with some boyfriend who is fucking her cuz he’s black and can grasp fat women better than white guys, mainly cuz they can get at least 6 inches in, despite all the obstacles they have to avoid everytime they fuck, from gut to ass cheek, it’s a disaster…. I always knew that she had a fat chick waiting to eat the bucket of chicken the second her modeling contract ended, and that her victoria’s secret hype was all in the titties and that she in no way had any similarity to the black girl I watched watching in a white light fabric dress, all showing off her amazingly round, firm booty on a tall thin frame, and I always knew she’d have no problem finding cock cuz of the whole famous ex model shit, but I never really wanted to see all that play out in a bikini…and I know you’ll all be like “what’s the big deal”….and I’ll be like “She’s the big deal, literally”, cuz compared to your wife she’s hot…but then again so is a pile of dog shit shaped like a pussy… She is an ex-model….I have unrealistic expectations for her…cuz she made too much money for being a hot piece…and to throw it all away insults me…let’s lynch her. To See The Rest of the Pictures FOLLOW THIS LINK

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LeAnn Rimes Country Whore in a Bikini of the Day

On July 3rd – LeAnn “The Ex-Christian Con Artist Homewrecking Nympho” Rimes posted some bikini pictures to the caption “Curves- They are There”….I guess in reference to her anorexia allowing her to still keep an ass cheek or two and a show off a set of implants…not that I’m complaining…cuz I like skinny bitches, just usually prefer when their heads are proportionate…cuz the thought of fucking a bobble head, cartoon character as her boney hips bush up against me, just fucks with my paranoid schizophrenia…”They are coming for me…everyone take cover in the nearest country singer, all american lie who made millions”…. These are those bikini pictures she posted that I speak of… cuz I give into bullshit publicity stuntin’ when it involes being a half naked whore who once played a wholesome virgin before telling the world to fuck off and let her live her whore life…cuz it’s her pussy and shit needs to get fucked…

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