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Artie Lange Tweets X-Rated, Slave-Based Fantasy About ESPN’s Cari Champion

WARNING: The following messages are rated R. For both adult content. And their Ridiculously inappropriate nature. On Tuesday, Artie Lange went on a Twitter barrage in reference to ESPN Cari Champion, who is best known for hosing the awful show First Take. The sexual rant began in a grotesque manner… and then only grew worse from there. “The chick on ESPNs First Take is so f-ckin hot! Trying to maintain erection and jerkoff to chick on First Take but they keep cutting back to Stephen A Smith and the white guy,” Lange wrote. “Frustrating! I want the Chick on First Take to laugh at my white d-ck!” Lange then proceeded to bring Champion’s race even more into the spotlight. “Here’s the scenario I’m using to jerkoff to chick on First Take, he continued. “I’m T. Jefferson & she’s my slave. She beats the sh-t out of me & runs free. Then I c-m and she’s free! The Happiest ending ever! Then as reparations I make Skip Baylis (sic) my slave! “I attempt to whip @CariChampion cuz she disrespected the Jefferson Plantation but she grabs whip & beats me I c*m like a fat founding father.” In response to this vitriol, #iSupportCari started to trend today on Twitter. Champion is yet to speak out on Lange’s disgusting Tweets, but we feel terrible for her. It’s bad enough having to sit across from Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless everyday.

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Artie Lange Tweets X-Rated, Slave-Based Fantasy About ESPN’s Cari Champion