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Jessica Simpson Kind Of Uncovers The Goods

Finally Jessica Simpson has left her house in something that doesn’t resemble a tarp you use to cover up an old car in the garage. Here she is the other day in a nice little coat letting us celebrity bloggers know that she’s not pregnant or putting on fifty pounds worth of chilly cheese fries. Phew! Now we can get back to talking about her delicious chubcakes, I want to dip them in BBQ sauce and dig in. Actually now I’m in the mood for chilly cheese fries. Damn you Jessica Simpson !

Kim Zolciak Bikini Pictures

I don’t really know who this Kim Zolciak chick is, I think she’s on one of those reality shows about slutty housewives, but she’s showing off some big tanned titties in a bikini so she makes it on the site. Apparently she’s only thirty-two, can you believe that crap? I would have said she was closer to fifty than thirty. What the hell? Did she have half a dozen kids that ruined her figure or does she have a thing for chilly cheese dogs? Either way it’s not working out for her. Her fountain of youth seems to be filled with melted butter.