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Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season Premiere Recap: Family First, Unless You’re Bruce

Keeping Up With the Kardashians is back! That’s right, the most boring, scripted show on TV is SO back! On the Season 7 premiere, Kim and her giant boobs gush about the importance of family, Kourtney reveals the gender of her second baby, Khloe and Kris clash over whether she should take a DNA test, and Bruce takes $h!t from everyone. Basically all stuff we already knew or didn’t care about. Anyway, here’s our recap! Kim Kardashian : “After going through a divorce this past year, it just taught me that family is the most important thing.” Well, family and Kanye. Plus 10 . Khloe’s in town, but no one bothers to tell Bruce dinner is ready, and he doesn’t bother to come downstairs. Blame is shared equally there. Minus 15 . “What does a guy got to do to get a little respect around here?” he says. Not be surrounded by a bunch of money-grubbing reality stars? Minus 10 . OMG … is Khloe a biological Kardashian ? The DNA test drama resumes as