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Paris Hilton Indirectly Ruins Some Club Pussy of the Day

There’s a funny thing that comes with dating the Olsen Twins, Paris Hilton and a whole lot of other Hollywood pussy over the last decade because you are from a billionaire greek shipping family, and that funny thing is still being able to get pussy, cuz pussy loves associating itself with dick has money and status that’s been inside pussy that has money and status, even if that dick is scabby….It’s the playboy lifestyle….and here’s some dumb bitch who now has herpes thanks to her eager vagina trying to climb the ladder in a pretty obscure way…since no one gives a fuck abotu Stavros…unless maybe you’re in a VIP section with him and you get introduced to him and remember that he was the guy who fucked all the starlets…because no one more important or relevant happens to be at that club… Either way, bitch is a slut and I love sluts, even if their vaginas were tainted a few hours after these pics were taken…but were probably tainted many years ago…cuz it takes experience for a nobody to get to this level of D-List cock….or not…. Pics via Bauer

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Princess Beatrice in her Bikini of the Day

I love white bikinis no matter who they are on…because white bikinis get see thru…and bitches generally don’t realize it cuz they paid 120 dollars for it and assume that shit is designed to get wet…so they don’t check….even when they are on fat bitches cuz apparently when you are a Princess and you have all the money in the world, arranged marriages, or at least a handful of men courting you cuz you’re a fucking Princess, you don’t really have to spend much time at the gym, you just sit and wait to be served, when you’re not getting paparazzi pictures taken of your dumpy ass on some ridiculous yacht as you live the good life…possibly a little too good….cuz that river you made in your backyard of hot melted chocolate may have been money better spent on lipo. You fucking pig. Her name is Princess Beatrice and I think I may be in love….but then again I have no taste excpet for fast greasy foods that and high fructose corn syrup….making this bitch a fuckin’ dream…. Pics via Bauer

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Princess Beatrice in her Bikini of the Day