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Angelina Jolie Not Wearing Make-Up for Louis Vuitton of the DAy

So apparently this is an ad for Louis Vuitton featuring Angelina Jolie, shot by Annie Leibovitz, in Cambodia on one of her hunts for new children to give the good life to…. More interestingly, the Louis Vuitton people are saying that bitch isn’t wearing any make-up…they didn’t go out and say that this is how she looks when she wakes up in the morning because that would be a lie and the truth is that Angelina Jolie isn’t wearing make-up in this shoot, because this isn’t even her, this is in fact an artist rendition of her, or shit is photoshopped so much that it’s just a computer sketch of her…and who really cares…it is not like you can jerk off to it….but it is funny to call billion dollar companies out….for their lies they are stating in exchange for lots of press…or something.. Either way, who cares, she’s in clothes and that is boring to our kind. Where are the titty/pussy shots?! I mean that is her actual luxury purse…

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Angelina Jolie Not Wearing Make-Up for Louis Vuitton of the DAy

Her Vagina Aint Handicapped of the Day

I don’t know how I missed this, but it’s amazing… This is the kind of girl who would let you do anything you wanted to do to her, because I’m guessing not many people are offering her dick, even though the perverts I know wouldn’t let a little birth defect get in the way of getting off… I lost my virginity to an albino chick for the very same reason….they are girls with needs who everyday dudes ignore as potential great head…once you get past the disgusting and weird factor, it’s all gravy…..vagina gravy. I figure as this hits more and more views and her celebrity gets huge, she’ll have all the groupie cock knocking on her oxygen tank… This is just the beginning for this star….and thank god for her…her vagina ain’t handicapped…This cripple with swag owns the internet….cuz she’s doing the shit I tried to get a retard home I was working for years ago to make similar videos…but they thought mocking their handicapped kids was wrong…even though that kind of ownership leads to acceptance….or some shit…

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Her Vagina Aint Handicapped of the Day