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Katie Price is becoming a man at least it looks like she is, maybe her shoulders were always this broad and that was why Peter Andre, her gay ex-husband married her, because he figured it would put his name on the map and her tits are so unnatural it’d be like suckin’ on a beach ball and there’s nothing straight about that. I just can’t imagine why anyone would ever want to fuck this bitch, and the only thing semi-appealing about her is that she looks like a sex doll, but unlike sex dolls she probably talks some stupid shit that would piss me off and she probably doesn’t put out, because it’s been my experience that the sluttier a girl looks the less she’s into sex, and even though she made her career off guys jerking off to her, she invested tons of money into looking the part but they just don’t get that fucking is her role in life, making her the biggest fuckin’ cocktease out there, not that she does any teasing to my cock the way she looks in these pics, but you probably like it.

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