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Woman Riding a Manatee of the Day

I kinda wish that I got arrested every time my wife tried to make me mount her manatee sized ass. This is some white trash free dolphin ride shit for those who can’t afford to be raped by assholes who abuse captive dolphins for white people entertainment. It’s like watching getting kids swimming on a hot summer day in a roasting pan. I guess what it comes down to is, what do you expect, this happened in Florida, and Florida doesn’t attract winners, ever… This video reminds me of the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

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Woman Riding a Manatee of the Day

Olivia Cockburn Paddleboards of the Day

Olivia Cockburn paddleboards in a bikini and it is really not nearly as eventful as her name, but maybe I’m just biased cuz whenever my cockburns it means I did something right, you know it means I came in contact with the right kind of whore pussy, that when I confess to my wife I came in contact with it, she won’t make me bang her for at least 2-3 weeks….if you’ve seen my wife, you’ll know that’s a win… What isn’t a win is this Olivia Wilde body, that everyone is a fan of, even though I have no idea what it has done, but do know it fucks a comedian, which means it hasn’t done nearly enough….you know reaching for the bottom of the barrel of hollywood, the armpit of celebrity to drop load in you and make you babies is a bit of a fail…. TO SEE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Olivia Cockburn Paddleboards of the Day