Olivia Wilde ….naming herself WILDE after Oscar Wilde, because she’s pretentious like that…get a fucking grip….that’s ridiculous. She said it was a tribute to writers in her family, which is a load of shit, it’s because her name is COCKBURN… I can’t help but call her Olivia Cockburn, her actual birth name, which is probably the worst last name anyone can have, especially a hot chick with a dream of being famous…because it makes me laugh every time…. I definitely understand why she gave herself a stripper name, or what she calls a Nom de Plume, because anyone who’s stripper name is inspired by Oscar Wilde is obnoxious like that…. When named Cockburn, you are given no choice but to venture out there and name your damn self…plus growing up a COCKBURN must have been a traumatic experience…some Dr Ford level sexual assault every time she got introduced, or during roll call or wahtever…humilating… But then she realized she was rich, connected, her family socialites in Washington DC, and hot enough to make it as an actor…which I guess is what she did… So now all these years later, she can walk around, with her hard nipples for the paparazzi…with confidence that she’s managed to rebrand herself…and no one even bothers remember her as the COCK BURN she once was…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Olivia Wilde / Cockburn Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
One thing I like about Charlize Theron is that her mom killed her father because he was “abusive”…making her the kind of girl who grew up thinking it was ok to murder people if they rubbed you the wrong way… But she can’t be rubbed the wrong way….because she was a starving South African with a killing mom and dead dad back home – with a dream…who did Playboy, and all this other low level shit before she was “FOUND”…and you know what being “FOUND” is all about thanks to the Weinstein allegations… So she’s the good famous girl, not that good in a bathing suit cuz she’s old, and not the Charlize of the past, but not exposing the hands that fed her, even though we know she did some shit…to get where she’s at..and that is a magical experience… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlize Theron in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Olivia Cockburn is a scam, relatively uninteresting but people seem to like her, they find her interesting or hot or whatever…and I don’t get it. She’s old, troll-like, terrible…and manipulative…seemingly a terrible person… But when her nipples are hard and wet..I get her appeal…and why people would like her – cuz looking at her full titty…nipples in a bathing suit…it’s alright… I also appreciate that she’s in a one-piece bathing suit…covering up that new mom mangled stomach…allowing us to focus on her hard nipples. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Olivia Wilde’s Hard Nipples in her Mom Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The nice thing about Coachella is seeing the people on your social media who don’t even acknowledge Coachella because it is really not that important and they don’t care it is happening or not, they are instead just living life. It allows you to separate the basic urban outfitter lame as fuck mall shopping losers who prepare a year for the festival so they can act vip with their vip bracelets, to be part of this commercialized, money making marketing fest that targets idiots who buy into the shit… The reality is that all brands from Forever 21, to McDonalds to Target had a presence there….meaning Urban Outfitters is too BOUTIQUE for this mainstream garbage….and the only excuse to be at that commercial marketing event is if you’re getting paid by the brands who are trying to exploit the same idiot who would go to a coachella. I know it’s a very California event, where people feel pressured to participate, including all instagram models and rich guys, and some famous people, because it’s the place to be and if you’re not in the place to be, distracting yourself in the place to be, having epic and amazing times in the place to be, with other basic, commercial idiots trying to get head…and ahead or giving head to get a bed in one of the cool houses… I am not a fan of people who chose mass gatherings to listen to pop music, because it seems like a nightmare, and people who find it anything but a nightmare, are people I want nothing to do with…but would be happy to manipulate them to send me money, seeing as how easy it is to fool idiots by selling them “cool” that is actually LAME as fuck… BRAINWASHING….the fools…it’s the reason the entertainment industry exists..and here are some of those ppl paid to play Alessandra Ambrosio said “LOOK HOW SLOPPY MY OLD MOM ASS IS”…. BUT I COMPENSATE WITH FAKE TITS AND A VICTORIA’S SECRET CO – SIGN…. Bella Throne – Best Fame Whore of the Year – Cultural Appropriating 2012 Coachella and not nearly as slutty as her instagram is supposed to be… Emma Roberts celebrating her deadbeat dad’s 60th birthday getting high on shitty Coachella Music. Hailey Clauson wanted you to know she is also a plus sized model… While Hudgens said “Look I’m Finally Skinny”… And Katy Perry brought out the tight dress for her friend, tapping into her hipster roots, reminding me of a picture I have of her from before she was famous in her underwear covered in mud with KESHA from Coachella, it’s on an old computer…only now she’s a billionaire… Apparently, Paris Hilton isn’t listed as an infectious disease yet, and she’s still allowed in public… How about some model ass…her name is Josephine Skriver and she was made in a lab thanks to science… Taylor Swift may not be pregnant – but she’s scary… Taylor Swift and Rihanna hugging tonight. #Coachella2016 pic.twitter.com/609TcQYEYg — ?Darrell. (@dvrrxll) April 18, 2016 Whitney Port in a bikini as a tribute of when Coachella was cooler, back when she was on Laguna Beach or The Hills, or whatever it was called 10 years ago.. Martha Hunt, Camila Cabello, Kennedy Raye, & Serayah in what may not be Coachella but I assume is…and there are rich guys who like models outside of the frame because they don’t want their wives to know they finance Model parties for their egos with their money… Kylie Jenner…all fat and pushing McDonalds because she’s a fucking mainstream marketing vehicle with no soul…who will end up killing herself and we look forward to that… Kendall Jenner and some See Through shit..where her friends using her tell her how hot she is because they are basically on pay roll.. Miranda Kerr and Snapchat billionaire who’s social media platform dominated Coachella with custom filters for every rich person….held hands because she is in love with his money and relevance right now…because romance isn’t dead. The post Coachella Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Olivia Cockburn is pregnant and wearing bikinis…because when your name is cockburn…but you call yourself wilde…you can assume she’s a whore who would get pregnant…from a guy she cold digs who is probably her husband…but I’d paternity test with her to make sure it’s not just one of the used condoms lost inside her while trying to climb the ladder unfurling…. We don’t like pregnant girls in bikinis, it is sensational, disgusting, some weird fucking fetish…pregnant women don’t have a glow, they are terrifying – except in the early months where you can’t get them pregnant because some other asshole did…but once they start showing…that glow is quickly the more subtle “biohazard sign”…. She calls herself Olivia Wilde and she’s in a see through…apparently…that’s what pregnant sluts wear… The post Olivia Cockburn’s Bikini Pregnancy Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Olivia Wilde (Cockburn), the wife and baby mom of one of the most annoying dudes who plays himself in every movie, because I guess in his defence, all these actors are just a fucking lie and are playing a version of themselves, they just have the arrogance to let other dudes called directors tell them what to do like the useless aspiring to be rich and famous puppets that they are….I think it’s a chemical imbalance, especially when they talk about it as more than just “I stood around like an asshole for 12 hours, and for 16 minutes a guy had a camera on me while another guy made me run around naked, it was so liberating and powerful and since I was in character I didn’t feel exposed”…or some other garbage that is code for “I’m a fucking whore, but I get paid alot”… Well this whore, Olivia Cockburn, is on a show called Vinyl where she showed her 70s bush, which should be a 2016 bush, because bush is the most natural and amazing thing that tells you where to cum when you fuck a woman…but the Kardashians have made you think hair is bad…because on them, it’s all bad, and saying it is bad, probably gets them paid.. The problem with these screenshots is that the bush isn’t even a real bush, so bitch isn’t even being a liberated, feminist, woman…but we can assume she didn’t want anyone seeing her banged out pussy that got here here, or her dick clit…. Either way, here are some of the screenshots… The post Olivia Wilde’s Merkin for VINYL of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Breast feeding is trendy now. Not that it was ever really not trendy. I’ve been seeing girls breast feed in public for as long as I can remember. It’s kind of what you’re supposed to do genetically. You know all part of being human, but maybe I just live in Canada, and maybe I’m a pervert who encourages tits to be pulled out under any and all excuses…. If I went back in my archives on the site I’ve probably posted endless stories of the tits I experienced feeding babies on my days spent at Starbucks and in the Park before being a reclusive. What I don’t understand is why it is now a political play for Celebrities to jump on, only to think they are doing some great thing for mankind, by getting photos of their kid on their tit, as if it’s supposed to be shocking…when Cave men did it. Early fucking man did it. Your mom probably did it. It’s how you feed babies… It’s like leave it up to celebrities to be self righteous about everything possible. I can’t wait til taking a shit becomes a trend and celebs start posting pics of them shitting, looking for some kind of encouragement like a 2 year old who just made potty. Go fuck yourself Olivia Cockburn…we know that’s your real name…so stop being full of shit on all fronts.. All this to say, I dig babies going at tits like they should be me. TO see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
I kinda wish that I got arrested every time my wife tried to make me mount her manatee sized ass. This is some white trash free dolphin ride shit for those who can’t afford to be raped by assholes who abuse captive dolphins for white people entertainment. It’s like watching getting kids swimming on a hot summer day in a roasting pan. I guess what it comes down to is, what do you expect, this happened in Florida, and Florida doesn’t attract winners, ever… This video reminds me of the Kim Kardashian sex tape.
Olivia Cockburn paddleboards in a bikini and it is really not nearly as eventful as her name, but maybe I’m just biased cuz whenever my cockburns it means I did something right, you know it means I came in contact with the right kind of whore pussy, that when I confess to my wife I came in contact with it, she won’t make me bang her for at least 2-3 weeks….if you’ve seen my wife, you’ll know that’s a win… What isn’t a win is this Olivia Wilde body, that everyone is a fan of, even though I have no idea what it has done, but do know it fucks a comedian, which means it hasn’t done nearly enough….you know reaching for the bottom of the barrel of hollywood, the armpit of celebrity to drop load in you and make you babies is a bit of a fail…. TO SEE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I made a joke about periods on TWITTER telling girls who follow me that I am starting a laundry service that exclusively deals in period stained panties….with no guarantee they’ll ever be returned, but much more rewarding than throwing them out….4 girls requested my address… That said, periods are no joke, I mean they bring joy when you fuck a girl unprotected and find out she’s not pregnant, they bring more joy when the girl who has it feels shitty about not being able to fuck so she uses her mouth or ass, they bring less joy when the girl is complaining and even less joy when she insists on you fucking her, getting period everywhere, and even less joy when you see the bloated bitch out in public wearing comfortable clothes, cuz her tight hot shit makes her uterus hurt…not that I hate period…I mean hardly remember them…my wife is all fat and in menopause / slowly turning into a man…. So here is Olivia Wilde better knows as Olivia Cockburn….but COCK BURN wasn’t as marketable as channeling Oscar Wilde’s name to seem educated, or classy, or historic, or whatever she did in stealing his name for her shitty acting career….showing off her shitty ass…that may not be having its period, but that might as well should be.
