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Courtney Stodden Big Wet Tits of the Day

If you read this site, you will know that my biggest regret in my life as a blogger was when I got invited to Courtney Stodden’s Halloween party by her PR person…. It was back when she was the child bride to some actor no one ever heard of. Before she was in every single tabloid for being the child bride. Before they gave her a reality show because they were starved of ideas and thought she mattered. Before she got the silly fake tits to live out her sex worker dreams. Before she released a sex tape… It was a perfect time for me to swoop in and declare my love for her, only to be laughed out of the room, maybe asked to leave in my Three Musketeer costume, because i was making her uncomfortable after catching me licking her bedroom toilet seat or stealing her panties… Where as now, she gives off the vibe that I could pay her a few hundred dollars to play with her tits for an hour…kind of the place you want people who think they mattered to be…you know it is alway more fun / depressing to play with tits for money on a girl on her way down from the top, than on her way up to the top…because you have a better reference point…and story. I’d want to be the “I paid Courtney Stodden from the internet 500 dollars to play with her tits”…you know after the glory….it is a great story with so much sadness…. Rather than the “I paid some whore 100 dollars to grab her tits before she turned out to become Anna Kendrick”….because no one will believe you…even though you all know there’s a group of dudes out there who fucked Anna Kendrick before she was famous…telling everyone how they fucked Anna Kendrick, only for no one to care or believe them….making for a waste of everyone’s time…MUCH LIKE THIS POST… Yay. It’s over. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Courtney Stodden Big Wet Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Olivia Wilde / Cockburn Hard Nipples of the Day

Olivia Wilde ….naming herself WILDE after Oscar Wilde, because she’s pretentious like that…get a fucking grip….that’s ridiculous. She said it was a tribute to writers in her family, which is a load of shit, it’s because her name is COCKBURN… I can’t help but call her Olivia Cockburn, her actual birth name, which is probably the worst last name anyone can have, especially a hot chick with a dream of being famous…because it makes me laugh every time…. I definitely understand why she gave herself a stripper name, or what she calls a Nom de Plume, because anyone who’s stripper name is inspired by Oscar Wilde is obnoxious like that…. When named Cockburn, you are given no choice but to venture out there and name your damn self…plus growing up a COCKBURN must have been a traumatic experience…some Dr Ford level sexual assault every time she got introduced, or during roll call or wahtever…humilating… But then she realized she was rich, connected, her family socialites in Washington DC, and hot enough to make it as an actor…which I guess is what she did… So now all these years later, she can walk around, with her hard nipples for the paparazzi…with confidence that she’s managed to rebrand herself…and no one even bothers remember her as the COCK BURN she once was…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Olivia Wilde / Cockburn Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Heidi Klum Eugenics Lingerie Model of the Day

Try to explain Heidi Klum to me in a way that doesn’t go back to Nazi Germany doing research using humans experimentation with various medications….and systems…from the creation of Asprin…to studies in sterilization and Eugenics… Because other than fitness, diet and botox, Heidi Klum looking this good has got to be on a genetics level… One that was crafted back in 1940, using her grandparents as the breeders…. Hitler called it Racial Hygiene, because unlike me, he didn’t believe that there is no color, gender, race, or differences amongst us, as we are all one race..the human race… He believed in getting rid of what he considered disgusting shit, and focusing on breeding the good… It’s something horse and dog breeders have been doing forever, which is why you have all those cute dogs running around….why not apply it to humans… Based on my experience, some of the hottest girls have troll looking parents, so maybe it’s not scientifically accurate…but if you look at slavery trade of AMERICA…where that logically only the strong slaves would survive the abuse they endured…their children would be stronger then them, and eventually capable of overthrowing slavery…. I guess Heidi Klum is the human version of that, but then again she’s rich, botox exists, it could be anything…. It is amazing that at such an old age, we all still want to fuck her. That defies everything I’ve ever known about female sex appeal dying off on their 30th birthday… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Heidi Klum Eugenics Lingerie Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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