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Christina Aguilera’s Cleavage Needs Work

I’m not sure if it’s just me, I can’t be the only one, but Christina Aguilera is not aging well at all. Here she is at some NBC party yesterday looking like she’s eaten some bad shellfish or something. Gross. I like that she’s wearing a nice low cut dress, even if we can’t see any real cleavage, but that face has got to go. Enough with the clown makeup. It’s been a good run, but sadly I think that Xtina’s best days are behind her.

JWoWW’s Breasts Look Bigger These Days

Obviously we haven’t seen JWoWW in a while, but it looks like she’s lost quite a bit of weight. Well done. Here she is in Italy actually looking pretty good. Look at those abs, she didn’t have those before did she? I like it, it makes her big fake breasts look even bigger, and that’s all that I really care about with this one. Her busted up face is a complete write off, so slimming down the body was a good idea… So was wearing some giant cover all sunglasses. I like it.