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Gemma Arterton’s Classy Hotness

Even though she’s not as famous as some of the other busty British actresses out there, I’ve always had a soft spot for Gemma Arterton . Well, maybe soft isn’t the right word. Anyway, here she is at the Lancome Show, and I don’t know much about fashion, but I’m pretty sure there’s something wrong with that dress. It’s blocking my view of Gemma’s cleavage. Don’t worry though, somebody get me a pair of scissors and I can fix it. One cut straight down the middle and it’ll be perfect. Photos: WENN.com

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Gemma Arterton’s Classy Hotness

Gemma Arterton’s Classy Hotness

Even though she’s not as famous as some of the other busty British actresses out there, I’ve always had a soft spot for Gemma Arterton . Well, maybe soft isn’t the right word. Anyway, here she is at the Lancome Show, and I don’t know much about fashion, but I’m pretty sure there’s something wrong with that dress. It’s blocking my view of Gemma’s cleavage. Don’t worry though, somebody get me a pair of scissors and I can fix it. One cut straight down the middle and it’ll be perfect. Photos: WENN.com

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Gemma Arterton’s Classy Hotness

I’ve Got A Job For Sara Jean Underwood

Once again, Sara Underwood is at some geek convention most likely signing posters of herself for a few bucks. Surely, there is a better way to make a living. I blame her management. If Sara was smart, she’d work with me as “Hollywood Tuna’s Hot Babe Reporter”. Her tasks would include going out to dinner with me, holding my hand in public, and full nude body rubs. It doesn’t pay well, but I know for a fact it’s better than having to take pictures with nerds all day who have bad breath because they forget to brush their teeth since they are too busy gaming. Sara, email me if interested.