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Krysten Ritter is a Skinny Bitch in a Magazine of the Day

Krysten Ritter is a skinny fake goth bitch who is also an actor in some Netflix bullshit that doesn’t matter to me because it has super heroes in it but that likely matters to you because it has super heroes in it…. she’s skinny despite being old and that’s all a woman really needs to be to pass the casting couch in my mind – instead of bringing them up to My hotel rooms, I look at their pics and instead of making them a life and career I post their pics some magazine took of them to 12 people like it matters which is doesn’t…but I am Harvey Weinsten in my head, now let me jerk off in some plants… That said Krysten Ritter may be older, boring, but exists…and is skinny so celebrate it….in this magazine The post Krysten Ritter is a Skinny Bitch in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Krysten Ritter is a Skinny Bitch in a Magazine of the Day

Krysten Ritter is a Skinny Bitch in a Magazine of the Day

Krysten Ritter is a skinny fake goth bitch who is also an actor in some Netflix bullshit that doesn’t matter to me because it has super heroes in it but that likely matters to you because it has super heroes in it…. she’s skinny despite being old and that’s all a woman really needs to be to pass the casting couch in my mind – instead of bringing them up to My hotel rooms, I look at their pics and instead of making them a life and career I post their pics some magazine took of them to 12 people like it matters which is doesn’t…but I am Harvey Weinsten in my head, now let me jerk off in some plants… That said Krysten Ritter may be older, boring, but exists…and is skinny so celebrate it….in this magazine The post Krysten Ritter is a Skinny Bitch in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Krysten Ritter is a Skinny Bitch in a Magazine of the Day

Lily Rose Depp Erotica of the Day

Lily Rose Depp zooming in on her mouth is the most spooky and erotic video you’ll see all year, or at least all day, or at least the most spooky and erotic thing I’ll see all Day because I hate the internet and I feel it has peaked with this and I will go spend the rest of my day looking at the wall… Big fan of this celebrity kid, she’s got a little more attitude, a little more entitlement, a little less shameless self promotion because her parents are actually established and not reality stars, so she’s better that the other promo model cunts… I also like her alien head, it’s the best there is…I have fantasies of her crawling out of my wife’s fat stomach, leading her for dead….like an alien parasite before probing me the way an alien should…threesomes never been so hot… The post Lily Rose Depp Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily Rose Depp Erotica of the Day

Lily Rose Depp Erotica of the Day

Lily Rose Depp zooming in on her mouth is the most spooky and erotic video you’ll see all year, or at least all day, or at least the most spooky and erotic thing I’ll see all Day because I hate the internet and I feel it has peaked with this and I will go spend the rest of my day looking at the wall… Big fan of this celebrity kid, she’s got a little more attitude, a little more entitlement, a little less shameless self promotion because her parents are actually established and not reality stars, so she’s better that the other promo model cunts… I also like her alien head, it’s the best there is…I have fantasies of her crawling out of my wife’s fat stomach, leading her for dead….like an alien parasite before probing me the way an alien should…threesomes never been so hot… The post Lily Rose Depp Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily Rose Depp Erotica of the Day