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Anna Kendrick Picture of the Day

Anna Kendrick has a terrible face, but when you hit her and her overly famous and undeserving body from the right angle, where her weird mouth is cropped out of the frame, she’s got some tits…relatable, hireable, famous for no reason I can really understand…because she’s so fucking average….straight from community college drama class but still tits…and I like tits…and so do you…especially when they get paid millions a year…and not even because they are tits…but because they have a good agent… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Anna Kendrick Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Izabel Goulart VS Fashion Show Fitness of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Nov 11, 2014 at 8:38am PST I am going to assume that they are filming the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in London this week, you know the biggest, dumbest, most hyped infomercial america collectively gets a boner for because the girls are hot, and the produce affordable, making Christmas a lazy fucking experience, one that allows your wife to be part of the lifestyle and movement….because you have no fucking taste, you white trash piece of shit.. That said, Izabel Goulart is already in London. It’s really her most important job of the year, and the only job that makes her relevant to America, so she needs to commit to it and perform…otherwise she won’t matter and won’t make money ever again… And this is her showing off her workout routine, one that you could get your wife to do and I’ll assure you, even if she does it daily, she’ll never look like this…

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Rita Ora Porn Shot of the Day

Rita Ora posted this picture on Instagram of her getting a facial, or having a facial, or whatever it is that is going on that looks like a facial, and not the tacky, celebrity, day spa kind of facial, the porn kind, because this is very amateur porn, and it’s cropped out her dumpy stomach and thighs, making her semi erotic enough for me to ignore her silly pop career that she’s succeeding at my doing a direct copy Rihanna…shit isn’t inspired by, it’s blatant plagarism…not that it matters, none of this matters, it is all so silly , but for some reason, I have a feeling you can masturbate to this slag…

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Jennette McCurdy Slutty for Instagram of the Day

I don’t know who Jennette McCurdy is. I’ve seen her fucked up face around the last little while and the only thing interesting about her is that she posts slutty pics to her instagram for attention – which are a lot better when her face is cropped out of it… Her captions are pretty genius… #nofilter #datass #fapfapfap #eww #boysaregross The triple FAP…screams “I’m a child star on a kid’s show trying to break free from that by being slutty and an exhibitionist thanks to having a stage mom who taught me how to whore when I was young, cuz if you look at my face, you’ll see I have no business being anywhere near a camera…unless it’s for porn!”…. I like it…

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