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Naomi Campbell’s Russian Billionaire Pussy in a Bikini of the Day

I know seeing a crazy old black beast of model in her bikini unless she is throwing her feces at the paparazzi…but I have limited options and I feel that if I don’t give her a little attention, despite not really being my ideal type of pussy, that the Russian mafia will be knocking at my door demanding I do…not because I am significant, but because I am paranoid and know that any Russian billionaire is someone who is seriously corrupt and connected, who dates models cuz it is status, you see it was only a few years ago that they were all in work uniforms practicing gymnastics and other olympic sports in work camps when they weren’t waiting in line for rationed breads….before buying a Russian bride was made easy…but this isnt a history lesson, if anything, it’s a zoology lesson….you’re racist for thinking that was racist….and here she is in a bikini…. Pics via Bauer

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Naomi Campbell’s Russian Billionaire Pussy in a Bikini of the Day

Jenna Jameson Shitty Bikini Pictures of the Day

Jenna Jameson was in a bikini, which may not be a big deal, because you can google her and see her pussy doing the Tito Ortiz by choking out a cock like it was Jenna Jameson….cuz they have spousal abuse issues in their marriage, which really isn’t all that much of a surprise, you see cuz you put a porn star and a UFC fighter in a normal relationship, living out a normal life, like they are playing fucking house, you usuaully expect them to murder suicide. The only shitty thing about the whole beating his wife shit that sucked for me was that I was in the process of pitching Jenna Jameson on a reality show where I live in her garage like I was ALF and I just kinda get in the way, run off my mouth and try to eat her cat every chance I get while everyone watching laughs and falls in love with our unconventional dynamic…. But now she doesn’t answer my emails….which is okay, cuz broken dreams are something I’m used to. To See the Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO

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