Former American Apparel model Nichole Bloom keeps her glasses on but takes her clothes off to get doggy pounded in Shameless , Elisa Sednaoui brings the T&A and María Valverde gets topless to heat up the biopic The Liberator , and Helena Bonham Carter embraces modesty as the Fairy Godmother in Cinderella, but she works her mam-tastic magic in The Heart of Me .
It’s a bit of a slow week for new releases, but a cult classic and two somewhat recent films are finally making their way to home video today! Hit the jump for more pics and info…
I’ve posted some maryna Linchuk model titties for fashion pics…where we learned some faschinating things about her….but the only thing that matters about those fascinating things about her…is that she’ll get naked for money….like a typical eastern european /russian / once communist girl who despite not being communist anymore…still has the “Must Escape” mentality…. She’s fucked with Victoria’s Secret and now she’s cheating on them with Nordstrom….half naked and lovely…my kind of woman.
Here is some Rihanna on all fours for Vogue and it isn’t showing enough nudity or half naked Rihanna for my liking because I guess Vogue doesn’t factor in what I want out of their 100,000 dollar shoots, those snobby self involved cunts….I can get more boners on her instagram….getting down to pics of her in her underwear….as long as I don’t get lost in her insane religious quotes….because she’s clearly broke, tormented and confused…but still Rihanna, child prostitute turned pop star. battered woman turned abuser sympathizer, poor ghetto trash turned into #rich….you know….and at least there’s a pic of her on all fours….so that I can recognize her…otherwise, I’d just be lost in this shit. To See Her in a See Through Shirt at Some Event This Weekend
Kim Kardashian has the single longest ass crack in the fucking game….sure it is an ass that has been celebrated because that’s just how the media, and black dudes who don’t mind fucking her on camera do things….and sure her ass was kinda interestingly out of proportion compared to her waistline, but shit is just fat, sloopy and I can see the cellulite and laziness….and there’s nothing hot about seeing a 30 year old fat chick….even if she carries her 20 plus surplus in her ass…..but there is definitely something funny about it…and thats why I am posting it. All this to say, promoting fat girls promotes diabetes and I want nothing to do with that…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
This is how a lingerie shoot is supposed to be shot. The model is named Elisa Sednaoui, she’s Italian, born in 1987, and lovely to look at, which is probably why she’s a model, but the interesting thing about this is that as a company hits the market, knowing they are up against Victoria’s Secret, the best strategy to compete is to step up the boring fucking catalog shots, because they haven’t changed since the 80s…..and if I’m buying lingerie for a chick, or at least jerking off to lingerie catalogs, it is meant to be fucking sexy….it is meant to be worn when getting fucked, and this Lascivious company brings it…I appreciate that.