Former American Apparel model Nichole Bloom keeps her glasses on but takes her clothes off to get doggy pounded in Shameless , Elisa Sednaoui brings the T&A and María Valverde gets topless to heat up the biopic The Liberator , and Helena Bonham Carter embraces modesty as the Fairy Godmother in Cinderella, but she works her mam-tastic magic in The Heart of Me .
Here’s another naked celeb who probably shouldn’t be naked, since she’s 100 years old, but is naked anyway, because that’s how you generate buzz for your charity of choice – FISHLOVE – that supports protecting the marine environment even though she is “phobic of fish”…. This whole thing reminds me of that viral video of the guy and his friends getting blowjobs from a fish…that I know you all saw and went to the pet store to try to recreate…. I’m just glad there was no fish insertions, and the good news about posing nude with dead fish is the obvious…everyone blames the dead fish for the smell…not the vaginitis from being a dirty fucking used up celebrity… All this to say…it’s a little too fishy for the amount of labia… The post Helena Bonham Carter Naked with a Tuna of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
Days after it was revealed that Paula Deen admitted using racial slurs in the past, the cook canceled a live TV interview with Today at the last minute. She had been scheduled to discuss her recent admission under oath in a deposition for a discrimination lawsuit that she has in fact used racial epithets. But, according to Matt Lauer, Deen’s rep contacted the show moments before she was set to appear live and told producers that she’s not showing. Paula Deen is “exhausted” after flying into New York overnight, her rep said. “We had planned to have an exclusive live interview with Paula Deen this morning,” a disappointed Lauer announced on the air Friday. “We spoke several times with her people yesterday and then I spoke with Paula yesterday afternoon. We arranged an interview this morning.” “We agreed there would be no restrictions to that interview only that it would be an open and candid exchange. Then we started to hear from her people that she is exhausted.” “She has not called us at all,” Lauer continued. “Her publicity person and I spoke a little while ago. Simply said they believe she is in the hotel but she has not confirmed anything other than she is not here.” As for Deen, she has not commented, but a source tells People that she “is beside herself … this is killing her. She’s so beaten down by this.” Although she hasn’t apologized for anything, Paula Deen Enterprises released a statement on Thursday explaining Deen’s use of racial slurs: “During a deposition where she [was under oath], Ms. Deen recounted having used racial epithets in the past, speaking largely about a time in American history which was quite different than today.” “To be clear Ms. Deen does not find acceptable the use of this term under any circumstance by anyone nor condone any form of racism or discrimination.” So basically, she’s old? With that excuse not likely to sit well with a modern audience, all eyes are on Deen to address the issue publicly. Time will tell when she decides to do so.
We’ve been wondering what kind of tone Kenneth Branagh’s live-action Cinderella would take. With the announcement that Helena Bonham Carter has joined the cast, it’s looking like it will be a fantastical epic in the vein of Bonham Carter’s other fairy tale movie, Alice in Wonderland . Of course Bonham Carter can also play gritty, so I guess we’ll have to wait and see. Bonham Carter will play the Fairy Godmother , alongside Lilly James as Cinderella and Cate Blanchett as the Evil Stepmother. Richard Madden plays Prince Charming, with Holliday Granger and Sophia McShera in talks for the Evil Stepsisters. Cinderella is expected to begin filming this fall.
Miley Cyrus is my spirit animal. I am not sure what that means, but I like to believe it’s some Native tradition that means we are connected at the soul, not that I care so much about being connected to her in anyway but her genitals, and maybe her bank account, because that’s what love is when you’re a broken down money making girl who has been supporting a team of people since you were 12…. She’s hot, she’s reinventing herself now that she’s broken up with her fiance, she’s doing this hip hop thing and taking being the white Nicki Minaj/Rihanna, whoever the fuck else she’s channeling in her pop crap that hip hop guys are eager to participate in, because she pays them to be her friend….and the good news is that she also pays us, via hot pics of herself… Like a tween girl, I’m a fan.
Lucy Pinder and some other Glamour models are in the “When Boobs are Big” issue of NUTS, which is pretty much every issue of NUTS, but I guess now they’ve got into naming them, in order to differentiate the same fucking thing over and over again. Not that it is a bad same thing over and over again, like fucking your wife on a schedule when really all you want to do is fuck your 18 year old Daughter’s friends, in fact it’s a good repetitive thing, because big tits never get boring. I just feel like it is an office joke, they know that all it takes is a couple big titty bitches, in a photoshoot, and dudes will buy, but they have to keep re-packaging it, so that people don’t just jerk off to the one issue they bought, you know keep it fresh, an with ideas like “When Boobs are Big” – I can’t see how they can fail.
SARA SAMPAIR is some Portuguese model who you may or may not know from the Victoria’s Secret catalog you are subscribed to since the 90s under a fake chick name, that still comes to your door every month, and that you re-visit when you’re bored of porn and feel like reliving 1992, but you probably wouldn’t recognize her, because despite being awesome, fit and amazing in a bikini, all their models are shot the same, in the same pose, and it’s hard to really tell them apart…until today, today she’s posing for L’Officiel Turkey, in a bikini, that is so different than WHEN SHE MODELS THIS , it’s like we’re looking at a whole new person… THat said, I kinda PREFER WHEN SHE’S CLIMBING THE MODEL LADDER NAKED
Helena Bonham Carter creeps me the fuck out in every single move she’s done. From Fight Club to Alice in Wonderland, her goth weirdness is anything but sexy to me, if anything it is like some horrible horror movie character Tim Burton crafted in his weirdo basement when doing the research for Edward Scissor hands…. But that doesn’t mean I don’t like her, I mean I fear most women, especially when they are willing to fuck me, it’s like “What’s the fucking catch, do you have aids, is this an attempt to murder me because you’re in a lesbian tribe of dick killers” kinda thing…I only trust a girl who doesn’t want to fuck me… Either way, she’s old. She looks LIKE SHIT IN A BIKINI but I guess some devil’s magic went down in this shoot Vogue UK’s July 2013 issue, because I find her hot…and that scares me more than her witchcraft.
Quentin Taratino ’s latest shoot ‘em up, Django Unchained (2012), opened Christmas day and brought us the present we really wanted, Kerry Washington topless. Epic musical Les Miserables (2012) also opened on the 25th, but the only skin there was the heaving corset clad cleavage of Anne Hathaway and Helena Bonham Carter . In limited release, the title of the Portuguese drama Tabu (2012) refers to a mountain, but the movie also features the peaks and valleys of Ana Moreira . She’s worth a climb! More after the jump!
Tim Burton had brought up the idea of Frankenweenie long before he finally was given the go-ahead. Development for the stop motion animated film dates back to late 2005, but didn’t finally come out until recently. He went on to direct Sweeney Todd , Alice in Wonderland and Dark Shadows before his latest time in the director’s chair. But the hold-off with Frankenweenie begs a follow-up question: What other ideas did the Scissorhands filmmaker ever have that didn’t make it to the big screen? Apparently the answer is Michael Jackson . Speaking with Yahoo! Movies, U.K., Burton, who received an award along with partner Helena Bonham Carter at the recently concluded London Film Festival where Frankenweenie had its European debut, said that he once proposed a pic starring the pop legend who died tragically in 2009. “My favorite one was when I tried to convince the studio to make my idea of a musical version of House Of Wax with Michael Jackson,” said Burton. “It was many years ago but that’s the one that springs to mind.” Though a collaboration between the eccentric Thriller superstar and the off-beat Oscar-nominated filmmaker might have been a journey in filmmaking spectacle, the idea apparently had a quick demise. “They did not go for that one at all,” said Burton. Re-made from a 1953 horror in 2005 starring Paris Hilton, the story follows a group of teens who are stranded near a strange wax museum. They soon begin to fight in a struggle to survive from becoming the exhibit’s newest acquisition. [ Source: Yhaoo! Movies U.K. ]