Sports Illustrated is milking their magazine dropping by unleashing their ROOKIES…thinking it will generate some buzz…like this Lauren Mellor….who is some 28 year old boring as shit…at least on her BORING AS SHIT INSTAGRAM …who isn’t all that hot, but is from South Africa, and white…meaning she’s probably Blood Diamond rich and capable of buying her way into anything… The pic is not as fun as this TOP 10 SI Swimsuit COVER post… The pic is not as fun as this THE LAST 500 YEARS in SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT COVERS The pic is not as exciting as the video of her in swimwear from 2012…because I guess this isn’t her first bikini wearing rodeo…and ROOKIE means something else to the retard average man who still buys magazines magazine……
Woody says he would never do something so disgusting to his own flesh and blood. Woody Allen Says He Did Not Sexually Molest Daughter Dylan Even though he denies it, allegations like these are hard to shake off. According to TMZ: Woody Allen finally fired off a response to his daughter Dylan’s molestation accusation — vehemently denying it, and laying out expert testimony to back his claim that Mia Farrow concocted the whole story for revenge. Allen says when Farrow first accused him 21 years ago .. he didn’t even get a lawyer because he thought everyone would see she was obviously lying because she was angry about his relationship with her adopted daughter, Soon-Yi. Further, in his op-ed for the New York Times, Allen points out: – Dylan initially told a doctor she had NOT been molested – he willingly took a lie detector test and passed … while Mia refused to take one – an expert sex abuse panel at Yale concluded Dylan had not been abused at all Woody adds those Yale experts also determined … “most likely a vulnerable, stressed-out 7-year-old was coached by Mia Farrow.” He also quotes Moses — his eldest son with Mia, not the Bible guy — who has said, “Of course Woody did not molest my sister.” Oh, and there’s this major dig — Woody says Mia was outraged by his relationship with the much younger Soon-Yi … “despite the fact she had dated a much older Frank Sinatra when she was 19.” Whether he molested her or not….this is the same guy who married his adopted daughter. That in itself is so creepy.
Every week Mary Jane Paul is doing something to get us riled up and shake our heads, but we realized, at the end of the day, we still kinda love this girl.
Here’s a flashback Friday from a bitch who is half naked in Maxim and half naked in some other cable TV show she got cast in because she’s’ not talented enough to carry herself as a legitimate actress and instead has been convinced or has convinced herself that getting naked is what makes her a serious actress…because she knows if she didn’t get naked…she wouldn’t have a career and that fame she craved would be replaced with working in a strip club in canada…you know it’s about priorities and knowing where you stand…let her be a leader to us all… TO SEE HER IN MAXIM HALF NAKED CLICK HERE
I guess his little liver couldn’t handle the self hatred in being a midget that leads to alcoholism, and just makes being a midget all that much worse, because shitting your pants and walking the streets is more humiliating that having midget limbs and living the midget life…a life good for porn..but a life where you’re just a novelty people laugh at… This is some sad clown shit and I love it…it needs it’s own TV show…
Dakota Johnson is some Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith offspring who is just trying to make a name for herself by leveraging her parent’s name and contacts and landing some 50 Shades of Grey shit that will define her career because every horny mom and their daughter will go see the shit to see how close to their masturbation fantasies the fucking thing hits…which won’t be very close…and will leave everyone disappointed…and everyone hating on poor Dakota and the role of nepotism to land acting roles…but the good news is..we’ll all be seeing her naked…because when you’re raised by overpaid hookers in Hollywood…you kind of become one…FUN! Hollywood Porn!!
