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Kelly Brook for FHM October of the Day

Kelly Brook is in October’s FHM….and she’s half naked and showing off tits because Kelly Brook’s talent is being half naked and showing off tits….because having tits like this naturally has been a blessing for her…and has more than just paid the bills for her…cuz instead of being a stripper she took the Glamour Model – which is code for might as well be a stripper but I get paid more than a stripper and the only tits that touch me for money belong to famous people or pro soccer players….because unlike a stripper I wasnn’t a fucking crackhead about my tit exposing hustle… Her ass is square, but no one is perfect, but the good news is she’s got tits to distract you from those shortcomings….

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Kelly Brook for FHM October of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Amazing for Elle Brazil September of the Day

Candice Swanepoel, unlike all girls I come in contact with, is not falling for my charming sweet flirting self….because she probably gets it all the time….or maybe she’s just too busy for me…. or maybe she doesn’t like my jokes or that I am in love with her and think she’s the most fantastic girl out there…pretty much as close to perfection as you can get….you know setting the bar that you compare all other girls to…giving them complexes and making them develop eating disorders in efforts to satsify me visually as well as Candice Swanepoel does….because all girls I meet aim to please me….at least from my perspective that’s what is going on here.

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Candice Swanepoel Amazing for Elle Brazil September of the Day