Christina Aguilera’s pussy reminds me of my wife and my dog. You see whenever they throw up they immediately start eating again to get their stomach back to where it was. So I’m thinking that Aguliera’s pussy spat out some ugly kid with an ugly father and now shit is on a mission to fill it’s fucking void before its owner makes a fool out of them on stage anymore…it’s desperate to end the pain and figures since her husband makes it feel humiliated every time it tries to fill up using him. it’ll try something new, like the leotard… Or maybe her pussy is just stretched out, and bitch isn’t supposed to be wearing this kind of thing in public like she’s not pushing fucking 30 and like she’s not a fucking mother who hasn’t got the elasticity she once had…. Pics via Bauer
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Christina Aguilera’s Mom Pussy is Hungry the Day
