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Marloes Horst Because She Is Hot

Marloes Horst here may not be as big a name as some of her fellow Victoria’s Secret models like Alessandra Ambrosio or Adriana Lima , but if anything, that just means I should be doing double the amount of posts on her. Because I figure she’ll be three times as likely to appreciate being shown some love from an influential bikini blogger like yours truly. Which might make her 0.0001% more likely to show me some love in return by finally accepting my standing invite to my mom’s basement. And even if I’ve got a better chance of being hit by lightening twice indoors, I still like those odds.

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Marloes Horst Because She Is Hot

Rocio Guirao Diaz Needs My Help

I don’t know how Rocio Guirao Diaz here hasn’t become a household name yet; with lingerie pictures this hot, you’d figure she’d have already become the next Nina Agdal by now. If you ask me, the Argentine model could use a new manager, and I’d be more than happy to volunteer. She wouldn’t even have to pay me. Ensuring that the world gets to see even more pictures of Rocio in lingerie would be payment enough. » view all 14 photos

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Sophie Turner in her Bikini of the Day

I still haven’t figured out who Sophie Turner is, other than the bitch who tried to sue me through her Publicist for calling her a pornstar because she did everything in her power to make us all think she was a pornstar, and by us all, I mean me and the other guy who have ever heard of this bitch. I figure she’s good enough for me to notice since bitch is in a bikini and no bitch in a bikini is too low level for me to notice…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Sophie Turner in her Bikini of the Day