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A couple months ago, when Tiger Woods first crashed his car, I was totally over his argument that he deserved privacy. But after live tweeting his entire press conference today, I'm ready to admit I've changed my mind. He's boring. Golf is boring. Sex is exciting, but if no one's going to talk about that, I just want Tiger Woods to shut the hell up. You know what's less boring? Burritos. added by: Ben_Hoffman