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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show of the Day

I fucking hate Victoria’s Secret. In fact I am convinced that her secret is the she’s actually a he, who like my first internet girlfriend was using me to make money, by sending me nude pics of some other cunt, that I thought was her cunt, that turned out to be his cunt. It is a money making machine, likely linked to satan, and as much as I want to like the dumb bitches with small tits who they make look like they have big tits, I can’t stomach their idiotic answers to idiotic questions….I TWEETED THE EXPERIENCE if you want a more in depth look at the informercial it is that I hate…. Or you could just watch it on youtube and masturbate like a 10 year old with no porn access that you probably are…. Part 1 Part 2

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Lucy Pinder Is Keeley Hazell?

It feels like it’s been a while since I’ve had any pictures of busty British glamour model Lucy Pinder on the site, she was one of my first internet girlfriends and she will always have a special place in my heart. I may be wrong, but in these pictures for Nuts magazine she looks a little like one of my other internet girlfriends Keeley Hazel l. Awesome. Whatever mad scientist decided to mix these two hotties together is a genius in my books. Next can you make a hot-dog with bacon in it? Thanks.