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Kelly Brook Topless for Instagram of the Day

Kelly Brook posted a topless picture of herself on Instagram…without nipple because that’s against the instagram way…even though nudity is awesome…and her tits, based on the hundreds of times I’ve seen them before…looks way better hanging all heavy set and shit..than her holding them up like a half full bag of yogurt or a condom full of cum..or Kate Upton’s love handle or something…you know just spilling out from every direction…totally out of control..only almost justified because Kelly Brook is in her 50s….and her tits have been used over and over again, that you’d expect their perk to slowly sink into sloppy… Here’s the pic anyway, everyone look, that’s what she wants you to do.

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Kelly Brook Topless for Instagram of the Day

Kate Upton Modeling for Redemption of the Day

This is a step up for Kate Upton, you know a company is properly using her, and instead of squeezing her awkward sloppy fat chick body into a bikini that doesn’t fit properly, they have put her in some clothes, where she can take ownership on her fat chick body, and show off her fat chick tits, to get male attention, rather than humiliate herself half naked. I mean this is the play all fat girls use in clubs to get laid, it only makes sense for Kate Upton to be doing the same… Sure I am a firm believer she should be modelling cake, or good southern BBQ, or even some cattle convention, you know things where fat chicks are welcome, like the plus sized Big and Tall shop, or hip hop videos, but this is a step in the right direction for this porker, anything that gets her out of her bikini…is doing a good thing for the people who wrongfully think she’s hot… Save the bikinis for the hot bodies. I can see enough bikini train wrecks on instagram.

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Kate Upton Modeling for Redemption of the Day