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Lexi Thompson – Golfer Legs of the Day

The golf bros must fucking love this one…. I’ve never heard of her, but I am also not in middle management, wearing Khakis and a polo, wearing a visor an having water cooler talks about my golf game, or practicing my swing in my cubicle office while on a conference call, because you know air golf swing to practice technique is what your game is missing…like air guitar practice is what you’re rockstar dreams are missing…both make you look like the asshole you are. This girl is straight up white girl, that white guys fucking love, you can tell and she’s dressing provocative…in a “that’s not Arnold Palmer” or “What happened to Greg Norman”….”I guess they let girls in the club, cuz dudes like to fuck girls or jerk off thinking about fucking the girl”.. Her name is Lexi Thompson, a porn name for a porno white girl golfer, for you to stare at… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lexi Thompson – Golfer Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Mena Suvari’s Bikini Top of the Day

Hey Mena, from that angle, you don’t look like you have an alien of a head…..you know this picture makes me laugh because most girls are angling themselves so that they don’t look fat…and have mastered the perfect look or pose to make their insecure spots look good or less obvious…they pop the booty, or as it’s called PUSH the booty, they all have a good side….and have spent years doing it…and in Mena Suvari’s case…she’s like “show tit, angle head like this, and I’ll look like a human, no one will notice I am visiting from afar to see how our experiments are going”….and I find it funny knowing she probably took ten pics of this before feeling like her forehead was just right and I guess that’s why I’m posting this. She is old though….and if memory serves me well…is that even the expression…I remember she had a great round booty with the same surface area as her forehead so it was fucking huge…where’s that booty now…in an era of all girls having booty…cuz this cleavage is less eventful…that full on 40 year old ass. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Mena Suvari’s Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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