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Lexi Thompson – Golfer Legs of the Day

Posted on July 11, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The golf bros must fucking love this one…. I’ve never heard of her, but I am also not in middle management, wearing Khakis and a polo, wearing a visor an having water cooler talks about my golf game, or practicing my swing in my cubicle office while on a conference call, because you know air golf swing to practice technique is what your game is missing…like air guitar practice is what you’re rockstar dreams are missing…both make you look like the asshole you are. This girl is straight up white girl, that white guys fucking love, you can tell and she’s dressing provocative…in a “that’s not Arnold Palmer” or “What happened to Greg Norman”….”I guess they let girls in the club, cuz dudes like to fuck girls or jerk off thinking about fucking the girl”.. Her name is Lexi Thompson, a porn name for a porno white girl golfer, for you to stare at… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lexi Thompson – Golfer Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Mena Suvari’s Bikini Top of the Day

Posted on July 11, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hey Mena, from that angle, you don’t look like you have an alien of a head…..you know this picture makes me laugh because most girls are angling themselves so that they don’t look fat…and have mastered the perfect look or pose to make their insecure spots look good or less obvious…they pop the booty, or as it’s called PUSH the booty, they all have a good side….and have spent years doing it…and in Mena Suvari’s case…she’s like “show tit, angle head like this, and I’ll look like a human, no one will notice I am visiting from afar to see how our experiments are going”….and I find it funny knowing she probably took ten pics of this before feeling like her forehead was just right and I guess that’s why I’m posting this. She is old though….and if memory serves me well…is that even the expression…I remember she had a great round booty with the same surface area as her forehead so it was fucking huge…where’s that booty now…in an era of all girls having booty…cuz this cleavage is less eventful…that full on 40 year old ass. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Mena Suvari’s Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sasha Luss Nipples for Numero of the Day

Posted on June 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sasha Luss, born in 1989, making her a little older than you’d want her to be, since you’re a pervert. She’s also a really amazing looking model, who I am sure has done a lot of stuff before, probably that involves nudity, because that’s just the was fashion – an industry built on clothing – promotes clothes…but this is the first time I’m posting her Russian, failed sex trade worker, tits. Tits that make me laugh because they are shot amongst flowers, all beautiful setting, so far removed from other Russian girls showing their tits right now in a basement somewhere for barely any money, as the mafia tell if they don’t show their tits, their families will be killed off…You see, not only are Russian babes models in high fashion making money…they are also hookers in international brothels, sex workers, cam girls…owned by evil men…it’s just part of their culture, and the other thing that is part of their culture, besides communism, is that they are some of the hottest girls around…and Sasha Luss is just one of the many I’d like to see topless more often…

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Mena Suvari Cleavage Shot of the Day

Posted on October 29, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hey Mena, from that angle, you don’t look like you have an alien of a head…..you know this picture makes me laugh because most girls are angling themselves so that they don’t look fat…and have mastered the perfect look or pose to make their insecure spots look good or less obvious…they have a good side….and have spent years doing it…and in Mena Suvari’s case…she’s like “show tit, angle head like this, and I’ll look like a human, no one will notice I am visiting from afar to see how our experiments are going”….and I find it funny knowing she probably took ten pics of this before feeling like her forehead was just right and in a place at an angle she was comfortable with I guess that’s why I’m posting this.

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LeAnn Rimes Good Christian Implant for Twitter of the Day

Posted on July 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

LeAnn Rimes only makes me laugh because she represents the flaw in big record companies and pop culture…. They take a good country girl in theory who fits the fucking bill, who is one with God and can be marketed as such, Christian, Wholesome, good country values, and you pump her up, make her famous, make her millions, make her marry a fag, produce some Christmas Albums…nurture the lie…only for her to break free in some spoiled, rich, cunt behavior, homewrecking, getting implants, exuding a love for sex, all things that aren’t Christian…..discounting all she’s done and all she’s represented….while retaining all her fans because they love her and as good Christians they must stick by her…and the whole thing is a fucking joke….a joke with fake tits in a bikini for twitter…

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LeAnn Rimes Fake Tits and Nipples on her Skinny Frame of the Day

Posted on September 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

LeAnn Rimes makes me laugh because she was marketed as this wholesome religious country music icon….who the crazy Christians supported and bought her albums for their sheltered homeschool kids…and now she’s a hooker looking stripper tranny….and instead of living a fake morally valuable life like a good Christian…she’s got fake tits. Here are her nipples….this is weirdness.

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NewNowNext Event Brought Out The Old of the Day

Posted on June 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

NewNowNext Event makes me laugh because with a name like that you’d expect the shit to generate some interest for up and coming stars, not bitches I used to jerk off to in the 90s. Seriously, what the fuck happened to Carmen Electra. I remember thinking she really had it going on, but then one day she disappeared and I guess me and everyone else forgot about her, until now…because I guess she’s planning on making a comeback, I mean why else would she be at the NewNextNow event, but in all liklihood, maybe they had free food, something her lack of work bank account appreciates… Here’s Perez Hilton, another soon to be has-been who was at the event begging for attention…cuz I don’t know anyone who bothers with his site now that there’s TMZ and RadarOnline…but when the motherfucker is dressed like this…I don’t mind posting it…cuz it’s too weird, trying too hard, too lame to be ignored…seriously – what the fuck is this…what a fucking joke. More people need to punch him. Pics via Bauer

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The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Pictures of the Day

Posted on November 20, 2009 by Benny Hollywood

Here’s the Victoria’s Secret fashion show pictures. Now you don’t have to watch the shit when it hits TV, the reason we should boycot the televised version is simply because they are making way too much fucking money off this shit and they are doing it by putting half nude chicks in front of us and we bite because our lives are miserable….but remember if we put these motherfuckers out of business, these models will be out of work and all they know is how to get naked for money…which means good fucking things. I’m not punk rock and I’m not a hippie but I do say FUCK THE MAN because the MAN has fucked us by not letting these girls be the accessible immigrant prostitutes they were destined to be. Continue reading →

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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Guests Slut It Up of the Day

Posted on November 20, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Girls make me laugh because they are so fucking competitive and in that competitiveness they step up their game, especially when going to the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, because they know that they need to compete with the sluts on the runway to get noticed. So every year, without fail, the attendees show up wearing less clothes than usual, all in spirit of the event, and to try to get some of the male attention after every dude in the place walks out of the show with a boner, you know like a bottom feeder trying to make herself feel better about the fact that she wasn’t on stage. It’s all very funny to me and here are some pics of the people who slutted up to sit in the audience at the show…I don’t know who any of these bitches are and it really doesn’t matter…and I am sure there were more bitches dressed like sluts in attendence, I just didn’t bother looking cuz I think these prove my point well enough for my level of laziness….

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