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Sarah Hyland in a Bikini of the Day

Creepy Modern Family star, who looks like she’s 12, which makes those of you who jerk off to her Sex Offenders to me, because age of consent is 18, and even if she has the mental capacity of an adult, she speaks directly to the men who want to fuck young girls….like you..you fucking weirdo… I always feel uncomfortable looking at her, but probably not as uncomfortable as the guys who actually fuck her, but I doubt they feel uncomfortable at all, like I don’t feel uncomfortable looking at this at all, it’s fair game dude, the law is on our side….she’s just been on hormone therapy to stay relevant on her show, and not old and disgusting…but more importantly, they are LA scenesters, producers and sexual deviants who she gets retraining orders from… Meaning…Sarah Hyland looks like she’s going through puberty…at 30…and wants you to experience it too…a valuable life lesson she got from being raised by hooker Sofia Vergara… The post Sarah Hyland in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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11 Life Lessons ABC’s TGIF Taught Us

ABC’s TGIF was a Friday night staple in the ’90s. Laughs were shared, bonds were formed, kids were allowed to stayed up late, and most of all, we learned some valuable life lessons. We came of age with DJ and Stephanie, experienced the unbreakable bond of friendship with Cory and Shawn, and prepared ourselves for… Read more

Selma Blair Post Pregnancy Weight of the Day

I have no idea why I am posting these pictures of Selma Blair’s post baby weight…but I assume it has something to do with really appreciating the damage a baby passing through a vagina does to a woman…it’s like some circle of the life shit Disney Movies are made of…..or maybe it is cuz I find the whole concept disgusting….who knows…I’m in too deep and can’t escape this post…but I’d like to…

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Pippa Middleton Short Skirt of the Day

Feelings of inadequacies. Never living up to the life her sister has lined up. Standing on the sidelines while she gets all the love and praise from the world. Are all ingredients in a recipe of amazing sex, some scandal, crying for attention….filling a void…at least that’s my hope for this Pippa chick, otherwise I feel like I’ve been wasting my time for her to crack.

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Tara Reid Slut in Red of the Day

Tara Reid FLASHED HER PANTIES IN THIS OUTFIT ….but I was far more interested in the condition of her legs…maybe because Tara Reid panties are a disgusting concept, even though I love sniffing the panties of party sluts, except maybe for tryng to decipher how much dry semen from how many men made that crusty residue….or maybe cuz panty flashes are just fucking obvious, boring, not sexy…while the skin falling off the legs of a pushing 40, once hot, always drunk international perpetual spring breaker, is almost erotic….but that’s just cuz I love emaciated, half dying bitches, too weak to run away, even when they are trying to make a media comeback because they’re running out of money cuz they haven’t worked since Lohan was in office. No, I don’t know what that means either. But FOLLOW THIS LINK TO SEE HER PANTIES

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LeAnn Rimes Fake Tits and Nipples on her Skinny Frame of the Day

LeAnn Rimes makes me laugh because she was marketed as this wholesome religious country music icon….who the crazy Christians supported and bought her albums for their sheltered homeschool kids…and now she’s a hooker looking stripper tranny….and instead of living a fake morally valuable life like a good Christian…she’s got fake tits. Here are her nipples….this is weirdness.

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